The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

[FLOSI]

I definitely do.

Though I find the Goblin King scene to be a little choppy now....

All these years I've pronounced is name as smog. Oh well.

I still do... whatever.

 

[The Ween]

https://www.theonion.com/articles/grisly-remains-of-15-hobbits-discovered-in-peter-j,34754/

 

[DiFabio]

I hope Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam weren't involved. RIP.

 

[The Ween]

I hope Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam weren't involved. RIP.

What cracks me up the most is thinking about Peter Jackson reading this.

And also that pic of him in the corner.

Oh my

 

[Centurion]

https://www.theonion.com/articles/grisly-remains-of-15-hobbits-discovered-in-peter-j,34754/

That just goes to show you how influential Tolkien is.
Fans will go to great lengths to show how much they love his work.

 

[jye4ever]

https://www.theonion.com/articles/grisly-remains-of-15-hobbits-discovered-in-peter-j,34754/

WTF kind of pre release publicity is this.

 

[Centurion]

WTF kind of pre release publicity is this.

It is pretty extreme, I'll admit.

 

[greygoose]

https://www.theonion.com/articles/grisly-remains-of-15-hobbits-discovered-in-peter-j,34754/

That's pretty extreme stuff.

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

I want to hear more about the sexual assault...

 

[Adolfo]

Azog and Sauron will break him out of prison

 

[Darth Snoopy]

https://www.theonion.com/articles/grisly-remains-of-15-hobbits-discovered-in-peter-j,34754/

...

...

 

[Njits]

The Onion is a bit of a lolzy news site, most of their stuff isn't to be taken seriously, like this article. Still hilarious though, haha.

 

[NAZGUL-KING]

https://www.theonion.com/articles/grisly-remains-of-15-hobbits-discovered-in-peter-j,34754/

"While stressing that autopsies are still pending, Jones told reporters the hobbits appeared to have been gagged, beaten, and routinely starved, often receiving only one breakfast per day. "

What a monster!

I for one am outraged and will be organizing a mass LOTR/Hobbit statue burning. If you are interested in sending your now (obviously) unwanted statues (original Balrogs & Cave Trolls I believe will have the most impact), please contact me and I will take them off your hands.



Gotta love The Onion.

 

[The Josh]

Hollywood Reporter Reviews The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

 

[greygoose]

Hollywood Reporter Reviews The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Spoiler

Cliffhanger ending...

 

[Njits]

Spoiler

Cliffhanger ending...

It will probably end with a

Spoiler

"oh ****! That guy we've been talking about all this time? That's actually *THAT* guy! WOOOOWWW!!!!

type ending.

 

[greygoose]

Can't wait much longer!

 

[Njits]

The amount of errors the writer makes though when it comes to lore in that review is aggravating.

 

[The Josh]

Variety Reviews The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

 

[jye4ever]

Great reviews so far.