The worst figures ever made!!

[crows]

I just read this entire thread and i can't stop laughing

Is really interesting how our perceptions of things change (sometimes drastically) about stuff, I mean, I had toys when I was little that i though were the coolest,lol

I think some of the worst figures I saw were anything related to the Matrix, just some examples here:

N2 toys just made the most awful matrix stuff...

 

[toylion]

I just read this entire thread and i can't stop laughing

Is really interesting how our perceptions of things change (sometimes drastically) about stuff, I mean, I had toys when I was little that i though were the coolest,lol

I think some of the worst figures I saw were anything related to the Matrix, just some examples here:

N2 toys just made the most awful matrix stuff...

Didn't know someone actually made a figure of the lady in the red dress.

 

[crows]

Didn't know someone actually made a figure of the lady in the red dress.

lol, I dont know if it was released but, at least they were planning to,
Its really weird, this ugly as hell figures were everywhere 10 years ago, but now, it was really hard to find any decent pics, or much info about them (except ebay)

 

[cokebabies]

No one will ever know he's wearing a costume!

 

[jkno]

pictures credit Michael Crawford

I'm going to hump you until you die!

 

[EVILFACE]

Isn't that the Medicom Clark Kent?

 

[lerath666]

i THINK so.

 

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

I just read this entire thread and i can't stop laughing

Is really interesting how our perceptions of things change (sometimes drastically) about stuff, I mean, I had toys when I was little that i though were the coolest,lol

I think some of the worst figures I saw were anything related to the Matrix, just some examples here:

N2 toys just made the most awful matrix stuff...

I have those 2 12" Neo & Trinity figures and they hurt to look at.

 

[snoop101]

Isn't that the Medicom Clark Kent?

That looks too good to be Medicom.

 

[Darthrazz]

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pictures credit Michael Crawford

Who knew Clark Kent wore orthopedic shoes?

 

[Darthrazz]

That looks too good to be Medicom.

Damn, that's funny!

 

[Darth Mitchell]

You guys did forget this one...

(a pic from Michael Crawford's collection)

 

[CriterionCollector]

You guys did forget this one...

(a pic from Michael Crawford's collection)

Ahh the Luke headed to Pawn Shop Sideshow figure.

 

[Phil Sierra]

This is a great thread.

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

Behold the lameness that is... the Rock Lords! That's right, robots that transform into, wait for it... rocks.

 

[crows]

Behold the lameness that is... the Rock Lords! That's right, robots that transform into, wait for it... rocks.

Hahahaha

 

[crows]

I have those 2 12" Neo & Trinity figures and they hurt to look at.

yep I also own those POS, lol, the lips on my Neo are Brown.... Brown! i was like...

I also owned these, they are so ugly one day I went Hulk on them and broke them, God they are so ugly...

 

[TheFiend]

pictures credit Michael Crawford

It looks like Clark spent about 2 days at Golden Corrals all you can eat buffet bar.

 

[TheFiend]

yep I also own those POS, lol, the lips on my Neo are Brown.... Brown! i was like...

I also owned these, they are so ugly one day I went Hulk on them and broke them, God they are so ugly...

I remember seeing these in Spencers a lot. They kept getting marked down and marked down until they were buy one get one free. They disappeared not long after that, to the dumpster Im sure They were ugly _____*ing figures.

My six year old spent his allowance and bought one of those and then cried the next day for wasting his money...plus, I teased the hell out of him.

Some horrible figures:
I got one of these as a birthday gift as a kid and promptly took the pellet gun to it:

What is bad is that I actually put this up in my room when I was in 9th grade or so...

I remember my step-sister playing with this when I was in middle school:

My dad bought all of these for me during a summer visit:

I remember when we were kids my friends and I thought those ____ Tracy figure were so cool.

 

[SwedishHeat]

My dad bought all of these for me during a summer visit:

I loved that movie, and I had a bunch of those figs. Giving the gangster the cement bath freaked me right the hell out as a wee lad.

It's so weird to look at them now and see how crazy their sculpts are. Everything back then was based off the He-Man design style. Even the Ninja Turtles. . . speaking of, I bet you could find some pretty wild designs in all the years Playmates went back to that well.