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A few years back during a trip to see my family in Romania, I came across some odd-looking Spider-Man figures behind the windows of the street-side toy shops. They had the works there; square eyes, black paint instead of blue... and there was even a two-headed Spidey. Like, it wasn't even a mutated spider design, it was just Spider-Man with two heads. Oh, and two chest logos.
A part of me wishes I picked it up just for its unexplainable coolness at the time. Heh, at least I'd have a picture to post here.
 
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I cant get it.
Why should iron man use a motocyle if he can fly?
Have I missed smth? if i have, please someone tell me :lol

They gave a motercyle to spidey and superman aswell. I was thinking to myself in the toy store, Why on earth would spidey need a motorcycle when he can get where he needs to go in a matter of minutes.:slap
 
A friend of mine was doing a cleanup at his house and brought this in to show me. I immediately thought of this thread :lol

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That Deacon Frost figure reminds me of how crazy Toy Biz got with all the re-use.
 
I just read this entire thread and i can't stop laughing

Is really interesting how our perceptions of things change (sometimes drastically) about stuff, I mean, I had toys when I was little that i though were the coolest,lol

I think some of the worst figures I saw were anything related to the Matrix, just some examples here:
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That figure got "$$$" rating in Action figu
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In collecting comic book heroes I veer towards Batman from DC and The Punisher from Marvel... the one that comes to mind is this travesty... I dont know WHAT the concept guys were smoking/watching/doing when coming up with this... more thought on the execs who passed the idea...

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Without its launcher
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A picture showing of its great articulation and one of the 'poses it could hold'
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Also like I said being a Batman fan, this is probably NOT an 'action figure' but can qualify easily for its 'action feature' Ladies and gents 'The Batman Water Gun'

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Hahahaha :rotfl!!! Can't believe those were actually made. Classic!!!! XD
 
Stallone. Over the Top.

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I used to have one!

Picked this up at an auction with others.

This OTT toy, Talking Urkel, Vanilla Ice doll, Talking Freddy Krueger, Talking ALF, ALF sleeping bag that rolls up into a big plush figure. All for 25 bucks all sealed brand new. My kids were thrilled, I raised them right on late 70s-80s stuff. They hate the new crap out there.
 
Picked this up at an auction with others.

This OTT toy, Talking Urkel, Vanilla Ice doll, Talking Freddy Krueger, Talking ALF, ALF sleeping bag that rolls up into a big plush figure.
Wow. That's quite a pickup there :lol

Maybe you should've stopped, collaborated and listened before buying those.
 
Oh I did. Police were on the scene, you know what I mean?

I threw them in my 5.0, with the ragtop down so ALFs hair could blow.
 
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