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I got drunk last week after ages of not doing so. Bourbon, shot, bourbon, shot.

I wanted to die the next day. But at least I got laid.
 
Things i f hate, radio ads. F them. I always change it or change stations.
Ive never ever left the ads on in my life.
 
Why is that? You hate you're gonna be late after pooping? Better to poop at home then at the work place? Mr. Green had to stop at the gas station, on his way to work, to poop once....not a nice experience.
 
The crapper is one of the few places the modern human can find a bit of quiet time - you need at least a ten minute window for the full experience.

5 minutes is too short. If you get stuck for time you gotta clench and push, and you walk out the door feeling like you've been punched in the arsehole.
 
The crapper is one of the few places the modern human can find a bit of quiet time - you need at least a ten minute window for the full experience.

5 minutes is too short. If you get stuck for time you gotta clench and push, and you walk out the door feeling like you've been punched in the arsehole.

Post of the day. I'm equal parts giddy over how awesome it is and sad knowing that I won't see anything better for the entire day.
Well done.
 
Getting a ''you have a package arriving tomorrow'' email when there is absolutely no way I could possibly be receiving my package because it hasn't even left the US yet.

This is the first time I've ever received such an email and it is wrong. I hate that.

edit - hah, received another such email today. And again, cannot possibly be accurate.
 
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