Terminatrix
Freaked Out
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Same! And a cheap date! LOL
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I got drunk last week after ages of not doing so. Bourbon, shot, bourbon, shot.
I wanted to die the next day. But at least I got laid.
Having to poop 5 minutes before I have to leave for work.
Because I'm afraid I'll take too long! And I don't want to poo my pants getting there.
The crapper is one of the few places the modern human can find a bit of quiet time - you need at least a ten minute window for the full experience.
5 minutes is too short. If you get stuck for time you gotta clench and push, and you walk out the door feeling like you've been punched in the arsehole.
...but if you do then please send them to Blackwolfbeast
And make sure crows pays first Ween.
No, i dont want to lose respect for the ween....
Nothing is more terrible than a lady pooing the pants.
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