Things I Hate

[EVILFACE]

It was just given to him to end the streak. Tom Hardy showed him up in that flick.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Being forced to hear about co-workers children. I don't give a flying **** what your kid eats, they're a fussy eater, they're sick etc. It's even worse when they bring them to work... ughhhh

I'd rather be waterboarded.

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

I hate hearing about how great of a kid you have and their achievements, neato, brag to a family member about it.

 

[The Ween]

You guys may change your tune when you have children. I do know some take it to extremes though.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Actually no. I hate my coworkers and I wouldn't have any of them privy to anything about my kid, and they'd only know I was having one when I get time off when they're born.

Too many of the hens put way too much of their business out there.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Being forced to hear about co-workers children. I don't give a flying **** what your kid eats, they're a fussy eater, they're sick etc. It's even worse when they bring them to work... ughhhh

I'd rather be waterboarded.

I hate this unwritten rule society has adopted that says if you're not interested in anything that has to do with kids then you're an *******. Some people (like me) don't have kids, don't want kids, and don't feel like we should have to be subjected to anything that has to do with kids against our will. Needless to say, I hate it when coworkers tell me things about their kids. We're not friends and we're not family so I don't know why they think I give a **** about what their kid puked up or that he spelled "dog" right on his spelling test. All I care about when it comes to someone's kid is that they raise it not to be a worthless piece of **** and that it doesn't **** up my fast food order.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I hate this unwritten rule society has adopted that says if you're not interested in anything that has to do with kids then you're an *******. Some people (like me) don't have kids, don't want kids, and don't feel like we should have to be subjected to anything that has to do with kids against our will. Needless to say, I hate it when coworkers tell me things about their kids. We're not friends and we're not family so I don't know why they think I give a **** about what their kid puked up or that he spelled "dog" right on his spelling test. All I care about when it comes to someone's kid is that they raise it not to be a worthless piece of **** and that it doesn't **** up my fast food order.

I don't know how many times one of them starts doing it, and all the other hens have to turn around and roll their chairs out from their desks to get in on the kid talk.

Anymore, I gotta hear about all their ailments.

 

[The Ween]

I hate this unwritten rule society has adopted that says if you're not interested in anything that has to do with kids then you're an *******. Some people (like me) don't have kids, don't want kids, and don't feel like we should have to be subjected to anything that has to do with kids against our will. Needless to say, I hate it when coworkers tell me things about their kids. We're not friends and we're not family so I don't know why they think I give a **** about what their kid puked up or that he spelled "dog" right on his spelling test. All I care about when it comes to someone's kid is that they raise it not to be a worthless piece of **** and that it doesn't **** up my fast food order.

Try being a woman without kids. You're treated like you're diseased.

 

[EVILFACE]

lol, people are always shocked when I say we have no kids. (well, our 19 year old niece....)

You can also see the few seconds stare as their live with zero kids flash in their eyes and a slight grin form.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Try being a woman without kids. You're treated like you're diseased.

You need to hang out with different people ween.

 

[Snake Plissken]

What might be worse than kid talk, is hearing coworkers talk about their medical problems.

Right now, I'm being tortured with cirrhosis talk.

 

[EVILFACE]

Oh that's even worse. they try and top each other with ailments.

 

[Snake Plissken]

The strange part is, they're my age. The one girl is always constantly coughing, you got this one with the flaky scalp and you got this other one with the same problem...

It's great to hear when you're eating a sandwich.

 

[ZaCHw117]

tell em to stfu and go talk like that out in the parking lot

 

[franpincho]

You guys may change your tune when you have children. I do know some take it to extremes though.

Not necessarily true.

I am a dad now, and yes, every little thing that child does amazes me each and every single day. But I do realize that no one except ME and his mom gives a damn about it. Hell, I don't even mention 50% of what he does to my mom!

All his achievements are mine to enjoy, no one else's.

I despise parents bragging about how their kids got 17th place in soccer. I don't care.

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

I'm dying to talk to a woman without kids but it seems like they just pop them out like Mogwai by my age

 

[The Ween]

I'm dying to talk to a woman without kids but it seems like they just pop them out like Mogwai by my age

 

[Kamandi]

I think the trailers for "Ready Player One" Look like sh--. And the cover of "Pure Imagination" reminds me of this:

 

[RIDDICK]

Man, I laughed too much at how true that video is...

 

[Plastic Bateman]

It really is terrifyingly accurate...