Things I Hate

[Snake Plissken]

You must have cataclysmic dumps.

 

[Captain Clown]

Maybe. It must have taken a toll on that poor toilet.

 

[a-dev]

Maintenance men barging into my apartment, with no notice from the apartment office, when I’m sleeping yelling “MAINTENAAANCE” to change a toilet that didn’t even need changing.

Jaysus. What if you'd left it covered in ***t and piss stains?

 

[Captain Clown]

Jaysus. What if you'd left it covered in ***t and piss stains?

I mean, I try to clean it every once in a while, but IIRC it was still pretty bad.
I can’t rememeber if he was wearing gloves either.

 

[crows]

Maintenance men barging into my apartment, with no notice from the apartment office, when I’m sleeping yelling “MAINTENAAANCE” to change a toilet that didn’t even need changing.

Omg what if u were nude and u were chocking the chicken

 

[Kamandi]

You must have cataclysmic dumps.

 

[Captain Clown]

Apparently by doing that the apartment broke their own lease, too. Maintenance notices have to be at least 48 hours in advance, but they texted my landline only 24 hours prior.

The new toilet is supposed to “save water” by barely flushing.

Omg what if u were nude and u were chocking the chicken

 

[RIDDICK]

The new toilet is supposed to “save water” by barely flushing. lol

The hell? Is that a thing???

 

[Otomofan]

We have two styles of flush in Japan. The "light" one for just pee-pee and the "strong" one for solids. I always just use the strong flush out of habit.

 

[RIDDICK]

We have two styles of flush in Japan.
The "light" one for just pee-pee...

 

[crows]

We have two styles of flush in Japan. The "light" one for just pee-pee and the "strong" one for solids. I always just use the strong flush out of habit.

that exists here to DUHHH

 

[Captain Clown]

The hell? Is that a thing???

Yeah. It takes two flushes to completely get rid of piss.

The apartment complex has been seriously cheaping out lately. I was late to work multiple times last winter because they didn’t bother hiring a decent snow plower - and it doesn’t help that snow chains are illegal in Michigan. We wouldn’t want to hurt our perfect roads.

 

[RIDDICK]

... and it doesn’t help that snow chains are illegal in Michigan. lol

Oh my...

 

[Snake Plissken]

People that use Harry Potter to validate a political opinion. You truly are retarded.

 

[crows]

People that use Harry Potter to validate a political opinion. You truly are retarded.

 

[RIDDICK]

What deadly threat tho?

 

[Plastic Bateman]

What deadly threat tho?

BLORNALG DLOMPF, obviously.

 

[crows]

BLORNALG DLOMPF, obviously.

this caught me off guard lol

 

[user 62921]

Seasonal mother****ing allergies.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Dieting.