Things I Hate

[fosing]

I hate all the ******ing political surveys calling my house on a daily basis.

i use this one quite often...

no english. *click

or maybe make it even more annoying...

sorry, i do not speak english. *click

 

[devilof76]

I had a candidate knock on my door and ask to come in. I let her. She asked what was important to me and I said, "Income tax abolition." She got uncomfortable and mumbled something about having ideas about funding healthcare and education that would lower property taxes, and ended by noting that my concern was income tax. I nodded and pointed at the door.

Turns out this woman has been appending M.D. to her name while she runs, and she had her license to practice revoked. Something about substance abuse and other problems. Dumbass.

 

[fosing]

^i can only imagine them mormons come knocking on your door...have you heard the good news??

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I live in a neighborhood with a bunch of old people and we get Jesus-bombed every other weekend. They pull up in SUV's and scatter to all the houses. There's 30 churches here--trust me, if I wanted to have anything to do with Jesus I'd go to one of them. I don't need them bothering me at home.

 

[devilof76]

Had you ever considered going to their homes and asking them if they wanted to convert you? Somebody should try that.

^i can only imagine them mormons come knocking on your door...have you heard the good news??

I had two Mormon kids come up to my door once. I talked to them. A lot. More than they wanted. They finally pulled away, but when they passed the house again, I went out to the street and started right where I had left off. Followed them for about three more houses. I wasn't confrontational at all. Just wanted to talk about religion.

A lot.

I am mean to Jehovah's Witnesses. They are not nearly as polite.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I try not to be mean but I get irritated with their mentality that it's ok to go to someone's home uninvited. The fact that they do it early in the morning on the weekend is annoying, but to be honest, there isn't any time that I'd be ok with them coming to my house. Talking about religion with people in Oklahoma is futile. There is no real discussion--only "This is what I believe and you should believe it too. If you don't then you're a bad person or just need to be pestered until you see the light."

 

[devilof76]

That's rude.

I wonder if any of them saw the light through the divine means of pestering.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

I try not to be mean but I get irritated with their mentality that it's ok to go to someone's home uninvited. The fact that they do it early in the morning on the weekend is annoying, but to be honest, there isn't any time that I'd be ok with them coming to my house. Talking about religion with people in Oklahoma is futile. There is no real discussion--only "This is what I believe and you should believe it too. If you don't then you're a bad person or just need to be pestered until you see the light."

They're only looking out for your immortal soul. The least you could do is lend them your ear.

 

[DiFabio]

Licensing fees.

 

[devilof76]

Poor people.

 

[fosing]

Had you ever considered going to their homes and asking them if they wanted to convert you? Somebody should try that.





I had two Mormon kids come up to my door once. I talked to them. A lot. More than they wanted. They finally pulled away, but when they passed the house again, I went out to the street and started right where I had left off. Followed them for about three more houses. I wasn't confrontational at all. Just wanted to talk about religion.

A lot.

I am mean to Jehovah's Witnesses. They are not nearly as polite.

im not really rude in personal. but, yeah i try my best to talk about something else like "which countries have you visited..or...done interesting stuff lately....to....jesus was kind to prostitutes, what say you?"

i do find born agains/re-born-ed highly irritable and most likely to lash out from my experience.

 

[Solidus]

years ago, one day 2 Jehovah's Witnesses came to my apartment on a weekend, i was polite and opened ans talked to them, we didnt talk that long they just gave me some little books and they left.
they kept coming every weekend after that for months. most of the time i wasn't there but my neighbor started to ask me what was the deal. it went on for a while.

They come banging at my door EVERY week. I had to tell my UPS guy to announce "UPS!" whenever he come around, so I won't unexpectedly open my door to the witness people...

 

[Lakhota]

They come banging at my door EVERY week. I had to tell my UPS guy to announce "UPS!" whenever he come around, so I won't have to unexpectedly open my door to the Witnesses.

You know they will do choirs for you if you ask them as long as you listen to their word. You have them paint your house, Mow your lawn etc. Try it out I bet you will be surprised

 

[pixletwin]

You know they will do choirs for you if you ask them as long as you listen to their word. You have them paint your house, Mow your lawn etc. Try it out I bet you will be surprised

Choirs?

or "Chores":

 

[fosing]

so they sing hymns while they do my lawn, my laundry, and shat? cool beans.

maybe i can ask them to give me a massage.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I'm thinking about getting a sign made for the front door but I can't decide how rude I want to make it.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

I'm thinking about getting a sign made for the front door but I can't decide how rude I want to make it.

"Come back after you've converted to Islam."

 

[Lakhota]

Choirs?

or "Chores":

You guys are relentless one little typo and you guys got to stick it to me! [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[GeneralZodLives]

"Come back after you've converted to Islam."

they'd probably burn my house down to save my heathen soul.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

they'd probably burn my house down to save my heathen soul.

Yeah, I forgot where you live.