Things I Love

[FLOSI]

I didn't think it could get more serious than Sideshow/DC...

Well, it can't, but I can't think of anything more I could want. Maybe Scarlett Johanssen and Natalie Portman and Monica Bellucci pregnant with my babies all at the same time.

That would really screw up how much fun I would be able to have at the moon bar.

 

[devilof76]

If you beat me to it, you can have your own goddess slave baby machine.

Or three.

 

[FLOSI]

The total number of invitees escapes me but I'm pretty sure that you can impregnate Natalie, Monica and Scarlett and I would still be left with a handful of ladies. I'll take the B's: Beil, Berry and Beckinsale.

 

[Skiman]

slave.

 

[FLOSI]

slave.

Love slave/beer fetcher.

 

[devilof76]

The total number of invitees escapes me but I'm pretty sure that you can impregnate Natalie, Monica and Scarlett and I would still be left with a handful of ladies. I'll take the B's: Beil, Berry and Beckinsale.

See how that works? Moon bar fun for everybody.

 

[FLOSI]

See how that works? Moon bar fun for everybody.

Yup. We're ____ing brilliant... Now to just get this bad boy built and talk all the various actresses into leaving their lives of fame and fortune....

 

[Skiman]

 

[Devil_666]

 

[thenammagazine]

Love slave/beer fetcher.

How's that working out for you so far?

 

[FLOSI]

How's that working out for you so far?

Well, you have dropped a few beers in the last week but the fact that I've nicknamed you "Hoover" should give you some indication as to how well you're performing as a sex slave.

 

[thenammagazine]

Well, you have dropped a few beers in the last week but the fact that I've nicknamed you "Hoover" should give you some indication as to how well you're performing as a sex slave.

 

[FLOSI]

Oh, you were referring to the girls then?... Yeah, that hasn't really been progressing the way I had hoped. Still, I'm remaining positive.

 

[thenammagazine]

Oh, you were referring to the girls then?... Yeah, that hasn't really been progressing the way I had hoped. Still, I'm remaining positive despite the restraining orders.

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[FLOSI]

Fixed for accuracy.

What can I say? They just won't leave me alone.

 

[thenammagazine]

What can I say? They just won't leave me alone.

What'd you expect after stealing all their shoes?

 

[FLOSI]

What'd you expect after stealing all their shoes?

They all smell so nice though... And I like to store my figures in them.

 

[Devil_666]

Restraining Order just = Playing Hard to Get. Women are funny like that sometimes.

 

[Skiman]

Restraining Order just = Playing Hard to Get. Women are funny like that sometimes.

 

[FLOSI]

Restraining Order just = Playing Hard to Get. Women are funny like that sometimes.

They love it... especially when you crawl into their windows and watch them while they sleep.