Things I Love

[Skiman]

Love ,


Ski

 

[sprig0701]

Tony says ski is #1!!

 

[thenammagazine]

They love it... especially when you crawl into their windows and watch them while they sleep.

Yeah, but you gotta stop doing that to Betty White and Rosemary Harris. They keep waking up and damn near having heart attacks. Or at least wear a condom while you're ******* over their faces. Forensics almost busted you that last time.

 

[FLOSI]

Yeah, but you gotta stop doing that to Betty White and Rosemary Harris. They keep waking up and damn near having heart attacks. Or at least wear a condom while you're ******* over their faces. Forensics almost busted you that last time.

Wise words that only come from experience. Thank you!

 

[thenammagazine]

Wise words that only come from experience. Thank you!

I'll wrap it tonight and show you how. You won't get the protein shot, but it's a necessary sacrifice to be my protégé.

 

[Devil_666]

If sneaking into Betty White's bedroom at night through a window and then ******* over her sleeping body before covering her pale, white face with a man-made "Baby Shower" is a crime, then guilty as charged. Lock me up and throw away the key.

**EDIT

Actually, after re-reading my post I've come to the conclusion that all that DOES sound like a crime. So disregard that last part about locking me up and throwing away the key. Innocent until proven guilty.

 

[thenammagazine]

If sneaking into Betty White's bedroom at night through a window and then ******* over her sleeping body before covering her pale, white face with a man-made "Baby Shower" is a crime, then guilty as charged. Lock me up and throw away the key.

**EDIT

Actually, after re-reading my post I've come to the conclusion that all that DOES sound like a crime. So disregard that last part about locking me up and throwing away the key. Innocent until proven guilty.

*noted for future scapegoat*

 

[FLOSI]

If sneaking into Betty White's bedroom at night through a window and then ******* over her sleeping body before covering her pale, white face with a man-made "Baby Shower" is a crime, then guilty as charged. Lock me up and throw away the key.

**EDIT

Actually, after re-reading my post I've come to the conclusion that all that DOES sound like a crime. So disregard that last part about locking me up and throwing away the key. Innocent until proven guilty.

Perhaps you've just daydreamed about it like I have?... Constantly... Obsessively... Till you can think of nothing else and you suddenly start printing out thousands upon thousands of pictures of Betty, both young and old!!! You hang them all in one room till they cover the ceiling, walls and floor and you lock yourself in that room with at least one case of baby oil and fap for hours and hours on end, till the fire department finally breaks down the door because your wife has been unable to get single spoken syllable out of you for over 72 hours, as she stood there, crying and pleading with you to open up....

Or maybe that's just me.

 

[Devil_666]

Or maybe that's just me.

Restraining Order Filed.

 

[thenammagazine]

Perhaps you've just daydreamed about it like I have?... Constantly... Obsessively... Till you can think of nothing else and you suddenly start printing out thousands upon thousands of pictures of Betty, both young and old!!! You hang them all in one room till they cover the ceiling, walls and floor and you lock yourself in that room with at least one case of baby oil and fap for hours and hours on end, till the fire department finally breaks down the door because your wife has been unable to get single spoken syllable out of you for over 72 hours, as she stood there, crying and pleading with you to open up....

Or maybe that's just me.

PM sent! And yes... it's real!

 

[fosing]

the HT Avaterds thread.

and 1:6 General Grievous, i've been restraining myself from Star Wars villainy for a long time now...i'm reaching my threshold with the announcement.




what is this romancers of the elderly thing going on here?

 

[Devil_666]

Old people need loving too. Just like they need laxatives and pudding.

 

[fosing]

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you climb obstacle like old people faaak.

 

[thenammagazine]

Old people need loving too. Just like they need laxatives and pudding.

But if dementia sets in, they won't know the difference between the two...

 

[devilof76]

This was a perfectly wholesome conversation about loving reproduction in a bar on the moon, but that wasn't good enough for you deviants, was it?

 

[The Ween]

Loving that I can rule the world on 4 hour(s) sleep!

Not loving that one day it will catch up with you.

 

[Skiman]

Not loving that one day it will catch up with you.

Read the avi sig

 

[fosing]

But if dementia sets in, they won't know the difference between the two...

a bar of sneakers can handle that...
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[-Super Hans-]

Read the avi sig

Key rule to bodybuilding is getting lots of sleep.


Skiman fail

 

[Skiman]

Key rule to bodybuilding is getting lots of sleep.


Skiman fail

Yep, totally failing all these years...