Things I Love

[AllisonAmy]

Paid off my ride and the rest of our debt this morning. Finally commencing on building our new house.

That's awesome! With help from my builder, I designed my house. It's a great feeling.

 

[AllisonAmy]

Two nights ago, my cat was begging to go out when I woke up to get ready for work. It was 7 degrees and I figured that by the time I was done with my shower, she'd be more than ready to come back in. I was wrong. Spent 20 minutes trying to get her to make an appearance. Nothing.

In a last ditch effort to save her oblivious ass, I put out a basket lined with a good blanket. Then I spent the next 10 hours waiting to find her dead.

Nope. She was waiting for me at the top of the stairs, impatient to be let in. No frostbite. Not even that cold. The basket looked like she had burrowed down into it and curled up. I f@#$ing love it when a plan comes together.

So glad she is ok. A long time ago, my cat once went missing for six days. I was sick to my stomach not knowing if she was dead. She hobbled home with a compound fracture of her hind leg. After that, I never let my cats out.

 

[Lejuan]

Two nights ago, my cat was begging to go out when I woke up to get ready for work. It was 7 degrees and I figured that by the time I was done with my shower, she'd be more than ready to come back in. I was wrong. Spent 20 minutes trying to get her to make an appearance. Nothing.

In a last ditch effort to save her oblivious ass, I put out a basket lined with a good blanket. Then I spent the next 10 hours waiting to find her dead.

Nope. She was waiting for me at the top of the stairs, impatient to be let in. No frostbite. Not even that cold. The basket looked like she had burrowed down into it and curled up. I f@#$ing love it when a plan comes together.

I notice you said a plan and not your plan

 

[The Ween]

Paid off my ride and the rest of our debt this morning. Finally commencing on building our new house.

That's great! Congrats!

 

[fosing]

Drukpa Kunley and the way of the "flaming thunderbolt".

 

[devilof76]

Cats are evil. Especially black ones that like the cold.

Add to that female and mine.

cold black *****...scary stuff.

Ask the mouse she tortured for three days.

Your wives and snapchat.

Yo mama.

So glad she is ok. A long time ago, my cat once went missing for six days. I was sick to my stomach not knowing if she was dead. She hobbled home with a compound fracture of her hind leg. After that, I never let my cats out.

Puca submits to being in the house and that's about the only letting involved in the relationship.

 

[fosing]

 

[devilof76]

 

[devilof76]

You need to find yourself a girl, mate.

 

[The Ween]

I love

putting a new pair of socks... feels so good, it is almost orgasmic

You're suppose to put them on your feet.

 

[fosing]

yeah crows, you're supposed to use the old sock down there.

 

[The Ween]

yeah crows, you're supposed to use the old sock down there.

He prefers that new, factory smell.

 

[Mr. Green]

Socks tend to make one's feet slippery. You're warned!!

 

[Mr. Green]

Maybe he can be a foot model. His feet is probably as soft as a baby's bottom. George from Seinfeld would be proud.

 

[RIDDICK]

https://vine.co/v/iMAHYTw00bH

Poor Leo got pushed by that monster.

 

[Mr. Green]

Jealous of you peep in Florida.

 

[Xenoburger_]

Wish I was down there beating defenseless animals with a baseball bat. ****ing awesome.

 

[RIDDICK]

 

[toylion]

Wish I was down there beating defenseless animals with a baseball bat. ****ing awesome.

It may seem sinister and cruel to those who don't understand how invasive that species is to the states and how dangerous they are to the natural ecosystem. They're an invasive species and kills of the sport fish like walleye musky pike bass crap etc...

 

[toylion]

but you know, they could be nicer about it. killing them with kindness

in florida people take cuban frogs in a bag and freeze them
painless death,

This is a comment on Youtube. Seems like it will take more then kindness to kill these bad boys.

I kept one as a pet and i coudn't keep him in the tank...in fact the second day i put him in he escaped and i coudn't find him for 2 days i turned my house upside down looking for that damn thing...on the 2nd day he was missing my fiance found him in our daughters clothes hamper lol he was dried out and stiff as hell..the second i hit him with some water he woke right up and was swimming around the tank like nothing ever happened....tough ass fish for sure make sure your aquarium is escape proof.