Things I Want

[devilof76]

Hmmmm.....you must've sent it to crows by mistake.

No, it was probably intercepted by kitten hating ninjas. They have plagued me for years.

 

[RavenEye]

No, it was probably intercepted by kitten hating ninjas. They have plagued me for years.

Nope Reptilians.

 

[The Ween]

Nope Reptilians.

My followers know better than to interrupt my messages or they shall be sacrificed!

 

[averagejo]

A second job.

 

[devilof76]

My followers know better than to interrupt my messages or they shall be sacrificed!

Exactly. The queen must spawn.

 

[MadCow]

I want to adopt him, but no.

Spuds McKenzie!!!!

 

[The Ween]

Spuds McKenzie!!!!

Close, wrong color and this is a mini bull, half the size of Spuds.

I want one!

 

[MadCow]

Close, wrong color and this is a mini bull, half the size of Spuds.

I want one!

Yeah I knew it wasn't exact but that's the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the pup.

I'm not a dog person but my wife is and has been hounding me (no pun intended) to get a dog for the last few months. We've fostered recently to see what it would be like and I am still not for it but she still tries. I'd probably be ok if my kids were older.

 

[crows]

I want this:

 

[The Ween]

Wouldn't you have to go a certain speed for those to work?

 

[MadCow]

Wouldn't you have to go a certain speed for those to work?

"When this baby hits 8mph, you're going to see some serious ****."

 

[crows]

Wouldn't you have to go a certain speed for those to work?

I don't know, but it would be so awesome!

 

[The Ween]

I'll never get it, but I want it!

https://store.sony.com/c/XBR_4K_Ultra_HDTV/en/c/S_84_4KTV#navTop

 

[MadCow]

I'll never get it, but I want it!

https://store.sony.com/c/XBR_4K_Ultra_HDTV/en/c/S_84_4KTV#navTop

Pfft, that's pocket money...

I would never have use for that. I like watching crappy looking TV.

 

[devilof76]

Good absinthe.

 

[MadCow]

Good head.

 

[devilof76]

You know how I can tell you're married?

 

[MadCow]

You know how I can tell you're married?

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!!!

 

[devilof76]

That's good though. You only have to fight with one woman for it. Even though single guys have greater odds of success on account of the broader playing field, you will only ever be turned down by one woman, whereas we get it over and over from lots of them.

 

[MadCow]

That's good though. You only have to fight with one woman for it. Even though single guys have greater odds of success on account of the broader playing field, you will only ever be turned down by one woman, whereas we get it over and over from lots of them.

I had waaaay more luck when I was single. I was pretty good and finding the ones who like to have "fun".