Things That Are Funny

[Snake Plissken]

"There is no reason to carry a knife" - **** right off Sadiq, I can think of a dozen reasons to carry a knife every day, not least of which is using one to sharpen pencils atelier-style for outdoor sketching - something I actually used to enjoy doing in London once upon a time...





It's not funny any more god dammit someone please save me from this joke of a country

Knives would compliment the acid resistant helmets.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Truth in advertising.

 

[Shawpaw]

Jimmy Kimmel having to be forced to apologize for making comments about FLOTUS

 

[Snake Plissken]

King Cuck is so desperate for ratings. Whether it's saying something very inflammatory, or he's crying reading Chuck Schumer's scripts.

 

[Shawpaw]

I saw a clip of him from the Man Show where he was gyrating behind a bent over woman as part of a skit. I bet that clip will haunt him forever.

 

[Snake Plissken]

The irony he was ever on that show. Carolla was the only man of that pair.

 

[Shawpaw]

What is carolla even doing these days?

 

[Snake Plissken]

Podcasting. Which is very good and is on par with Rogan's I believe in popularity. He's not a blubbering woman.

 

[Snake Plissken]

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-growing-number-of-fistfights-london-mayor-bans-hands/

In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands

 

[Shawpaw]

Just cut off all european people's hands and you're all set.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I dont even understand why everyone is ganging up on Kimmel for his silly joke when Colbert is a full on attack machine every single day and has said SO much worst stuff about Trump and his family.

Im not on team Kimmel or anything but at least his show is bearable and at least he can laugh at stuff, sure what he said about Melania was stupid and racist (Which no one is picking up on it)
But Colbert should have been shamed and attacked months ago, he makes fun of them daily and he's not even funny. I cant understand how he is getting such a pass

Colbert is a Pizza eater. Anyone who associates with Podesta the Molesta is a creep.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Just cut off all european people's hands and you're all set.

Just set up a tiny guillotine next to the biohazard bin.

 

[Shawpaw]

Only cowards carry lol....Welp, cowards live to tell the tale I guess.

 

[Shawpaw]

On March 18, Deadpool and Silicon Valley star T.J. Miller called 911 while riding on an Amtrak train from Washington D.C. to New York City claiming that a woman had a bomb in her bag. These reports were false.

According to TMZ, Miller was apprehended by FBI agents on Monday at LaGuardia Airport for "intentionally conveying to law enforcement false information about an explosive device on a train traveling to Connecticut." The comedian was coming back to the U.S. after doing some shows in Canada.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I just heard about this. So glad they got him and not the shooter in Parkland.

 

[Plastic Bateman]

Just cut off all european people's hands and you're all set.

Well Sadiq Khan is a Muslim, he might be into the idea

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[RavenEye]

^

 

[EVILFACE]

Doesn't mean he's wrong!

 

[Snake Plissken]