Some fat guy with carbuncles all over his face just came in and asked if we are honoring a coupon for a $99 rate tonight. I said no. He left. He came back, showed me where it said "every night" on the coupon and asked how we could do that.
I said, "Because it's our ****ing hotel you cheap-*** goblin lookin' mother****er. We double the rate for people from your end of the gene pool. You're ugly, therefore **** off."
He said, "I'll be calling your manager."
Actually, I didn't say that, but that is what he said. After all these years in this line of work, I am still dumbfounded by people who think they're owed a cheaper rate, for whatever reason. I had some trailer trash come in the other night and she threw the same fit. Stay at Motel 6 if you're so goddamned poor. They like poor people. We don't.
