Thor: Ragnarok (November 3rd, 2017)

[Victοr]

What a grip!

Truly Top Tier MCU Waifu:

I'm pretty sure that there's some misdirection going on with how that shot was edited in the trailer. That's probably Cap's hand catching it.

MCU HYDRA!Cap CONFIRMED.



Evans!Cap is all an act. The Marvel Universe's Greatest (ANTI-)Villain will soon be unleashed.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

That suit is bad enough

 

[jye4ever]

Cap's hand lolololol

 

[Wor-Gar]

That suit is bad enough

Not Avengers bad, but bad.

 

[KryptoSlush]

Because me typing walls of texts about Marvel movies is *so* 2015. Get with the times man.

So that's a no. I'll just take it that the movie so are so superficial and vapid that even the fans can't come up with any kind of explanation beyond making puns and posting memes.

 

[GasparZizou]

Truly Top Tier MCU Waifu:

I want to pinch her

Spoiler

cheeks

 

[Wor-Gar]

She could be your mother.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Looks more like Rocket's foot.

Will the body shaming ever end????

 

[Victοr]

That suit is bad enough

Not Avengers bad, but bad.

Bah. You shall all bask at the glory of HYDRA!Cap sooner or later. Based Captain HYDRA is the best thing that happened to Marvel ever since 2014 or so.

So that's a no. I'll just take it that the movie so are so superficial and vapid that even the fans can't come up with any kind of explanation beyond making puns and posting memes.

I want to pinch her

Spoiler

cheeks

I wanna suck her

Spoiler

****s.

Spoiler

What? I'm just being honest...

Spoiler

I never thought I'd say this, but... Blonde Blanchett >>> Raven Blanchett...

She could be your mother.

 

[Chakor]

Kinda sad that of a trilogy of thor films the third one is the best

 

[GasparZizou]

I wanna suck her

BACK OFF! I claimed her long ago!

She could be your mother.

But she isn't.

 

[Victοr]

BACK OFF! I claimed her long ago!

I've got a Monopoly on Bad White MILFs. Internet-Waifu-Blanchett is mine.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

BACK OFF! I claimed her long ago!

Why you like old ladies?

Spoiler

Is it the blue/green veins on her chest that turns you on?

 

[guyver1]

Feel sorry this film is releasing the same month as JL

 

[Victοr]

Feel sorry this film is releasing the same month as JL

I'd feel sorry for JL:

>November 3
Thor: Ragnarok

>November 17
Justice League

>November 22
Coco

>December 15
Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Snyder/WB are the petite blonde and Disney is Cockzilla in this scenario...

 

[Khev]

Hopefully The Secret Life of Pets 2 doesn't also open on November 17th because then JL would *really* be in trouble.

 

[GasparZizou]

I've got a Monopoly on Bad White MILFs. Internet-Waifu-Blanchett is mine.

Stick to your fake-aryan-fus.

She is mine!

Why you like old ladies?

Spoiler

Is it the blue/green veins on her chest that turns you on?

She's just super pretty, and gets better with age, that is rare in women.

Feel sorry this film is releasing the same month as JL

I said the same about Civil Meme.

Boy did I learn my lesson.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Snyder/WB are the petite blonde and Disney is Cockzilla in this scenario...

So WB is the chicken?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Hopefully The Secret Life of Pets 2 doesn't also open on November 17th because then JL would *really* be in trouble.

It already seems to be in trouble all by itself. I'd like this movie to have a wide berth, so fans don't have an excuse.

 

[Rotfish]

Man of Steel has a very Americana feel about it, being shot mostly handheld, giving it a lived in feel and a sense of urgency to the action rarely seen in this genre on this scale. BvS is downright operatic. The shots are big, longer, wider, steadier, with a more classically cinematic feel, because it's dealing making the duel more than just man vs. alien, but rage vs. compassion. Fear vs. understanding. Justice League has a distinctly more "alive" quality about it based on what we've seen thus far. But that works because we've dealt with our heroes being brought to their lowest point. It will feel more powerful because BvS went so dark, which is how it was planned from the beginning.