Top 3 films you could never watch again.

[Giant Chicken]

1. Clockwork Orange
2. Heartbreakers
3. The New World

 

[dekadentdave]

BLASPHEMY!

Clockwork Orange is #6 on my list of greatest films ever made. Kubrick is the greatest director EVER!

And Terrence Malik's The New World is another unappreciated masterpiece. Go watch your Uwe Boll crap since it's probably the only kind of brainless entertainment your juvenile mind can obviously understand.

 

[tomandshell]

Let's all agree to disagree when the situation requires it. In a highly subjective thread such as this, there are bound to be some differences of opinion. We can disagree with someone's choices without insulting them. I am not brainless or juvenile, and I have to admit that Kubrick is not one of my favorite directors. It's OK if we like different things around here, and not wrong to have different likes and dislikes.

"It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?"

"Yes, master. "

"And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals."

 

[dekadentdave]

My loyal devotion to Kubrick REQUIRES that I uphold the sanctity of his name lest he roll over in his grave.

 

[tomandshell]

I can understand that! If someone criticized Kurosawa I would show them the back of my hand.

 

[dekadentdave]

Along with a good kick in the nuts!

 

[darth dypshyt]

1. The Blair witch project
2. Dracula 2000
3. Near Dark.

 

[darth dypshyt]

I can understand that! If someone criticized Kurosawa I would show them the back of my hand.

Tom, no one in their right mind could criticise a Kurosawa flick! They are above and beyond..

 

[BDboystoys]

Just two in my mind.

Psycho Remake made me want to curl up inside and die. The buthering of a timeless classic does not bode well with me at all.

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare I couldnt take it, and I actually fast forwarded nearly the enitre thing, which is something I hate doing usually.

I feel dirty thinking about them now...they disgust me and poison my brain.

 

[KrisSolo]

Ok, here goes...

1) Return of the King (theatrical) - after the splendor of Fellowship and the turmoil of Towers, I was unprepared for the boredom of King. Too fast paced (from Minas Tirith to Mordor in... 30 seconds!) yet unbarably slooooooow (how many long-winded endings can one movie take?), I couldn't wait for the end credits. And if they put in one more bloody whining, yearning lament about the $%#!ing Shire... Funnist ****-erotic scene ever projected onto the silver screen though - slow motion hobbit and wizard love, the TRUE love that shall not speak it's name! Hilarious! *

2) Star Wars episodes 1, 2, and 3. Why George, why? Ok, they have their moments, but that dialogue. And that acting. And no more dodgy animation, pleeeeease! Terrible stories told badly - follow your own advice George and get SOMEONE ELSE to write and direct, giving you more time to RUIN the originals.

3) Team America. Utter ****e.

*Before you all lynch me let me add, the Extended Edition was simply fantastic and addressed pretty much all my issues with said film... except for the whining. GET OVER IT SAM, YA BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE!

 

[DarkArtist81]

I'd have to say...

Psycho remake... just sad... have to agree with BD on this one, just a bad bad attempt on such a classic film. And Vince Vaughn in a bad wig... NOT Norman Bates no matter how hard you try and swing it.

Halloween 5/6: A solid tie of the biggest crapola ever put into the Myers story. The druid stuff, the Thorn business... just a lame way to try and make sense of who and what Michael is, while also degenerating him into a "Jason Clone".... when in fact... Jason was the clone of Michael!! I can hardly stomach these two flicks, even with Part 6's fabled "Producers cut.

Hostel: Overrated Crap!! Horribly acted, badly paced. The only scares weren't true scares, just attempts at grossing the audience out and calling that horror. It was a sad idea to begin with, almost a bastardization of the Saw formula that has overrun Hollywood. No more "actual" fear or suspense in modern horror.... just over the top gore and gritty environments. I die inside every time I even see the poster or the DVD on the shelf at the store....

 

[King Darkness]

1.Highlander 2
2.Highlander 2
3:Highlander 2


WORST MOVIE EVER PRODUCED. ANY AND ALL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING THIS MOVIE INTO EXISTENCE SHOULD BE DRUG OVER HOT COALS BUCK NAKED AND SHORTLY THERE AFTER FORCED TO WATCH THIS GOD AWFUL MOVIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! UPON WHICH TIME, IF THEY HAVE NOT SOCUMED TO THE SHEAR CRAP ASSITUDE OF THIS MOVIE, THEY SHALL BE STRUNG UP BY THEIR TOES AND BEATEN WITHIN IN A INCH OF THEIR LIVES.

HONORABLE MENTION: HIGHLANDER 3 , 4 & SOON TO BE 5.

 

[rabidwolverine21]

1.and the grand dady of them all. Batman and Robin
2.The Hulk
3.dont linch me but superman returns

 

[PosterBoyKelly]

I watched "Ultra Violet" two times in a row

I'm a fan too.

1-Eraserhead (yeah I don't care, I think it's smug and annoying, damn "artists")

2-Hulk

3-Ichi the Killer (NO I'm not disgusted or turned off by it, I'm bored. Bored bored bored. It just tries ssoooo hard to be extreme it becomes boring. I turned this off to watch Coolio in "Pterodactyles" on Sci-Fi)

I know with the exception Hulk I may of commited blasphemy but I don't care. There are some movies that are bad, that are still funny or at least slightly laughable. There are others where the makers fell into their own hype (some before they had any) and started wearing the tag of "artist" making lots of their films arrogant, annoying and smug, IMO. Not to say I haven't seen Lynch movies I like, but fewer than most. I'll gladly watch "K-9 Cop" or "Chairman of the Board" anyday over some over-bloated ego-fest of "strange" and "extreme" images that "have something to say."

 

[PosterBoyKelly]

3.dont linch me but superman returns

This almost made my list, but I like Routh and the action, and if it was on TV and nothing else was, I'd watch it, so it didn't make it. I know I'm in the minority with dis-liking SR. You are not alone.

 

[screamingmetal]

There are too many all time worst to chose from, These are some of the more recent ones I've seen:

1. An American Haunting ------This had some potential but the ending was a kick in the balls. I never felt so cheated buy a film before this. If there was any justice in the world, the family descendents should sue for slander and win every last cent made from this completely false POS.

2. Click ------Ugh, more Adam Sandler crap. (strangely enough, the only Adam Sandler film I ever liked is Punch Drunk Love )
3. BloodRayne -----I just watched this a couple of days ago on TV, Uwe Boll should be shot dead for this and other atrocities.

 

[devlinboy]

i saw click the other day, i really liked it. its funny cause i hate pucnh drunk love you hate click, weird lol. i did see lucky number slevin yesterday. that was awesome.

 

[Calle_Sandell]

have only one on my mind...

Sky captain & the world of tomorrow... Or whatever it's name is..

i HATE it!!! my friends rented it, think I saw about 10 minutes before I fell asleep... woke up in the middle of it but decided it was a waste of time and continued to sleep...

 

[pixletwin]

1 2 and 3. The Royal Tennenbaums (sp?)... Worst move ever.

Another of my faves... Sheesh.

 

[Darth Caedus]

3.dont linch me but superman returns

Shaking with rage.......everybody is entitled to their opinion, even the wrong one.HAHAH, no j/k. It wasn't what it was hyped to be, but I digress. My list

1) Don Juan Demarco. I saw this on a plane and it was so bad I wanted to open the emergency release and just jump out.

2) Gosford Park. I loved Clue, thought this was going to be like it, but it was SO boring, I actually traded the DVD to a friend of mine for Predator 2, that THAT'S a movie.

3) It's new on my mind, but The Grudge 2. I was drawn to it because SMG gets chucked off a building. I should have left after that part, cause it was SO dumb, SO dumb.