Top 3 films you could never watch again.

[Bannister]

I am going to jump on the bandwagon for Batman and Robin. I still remember the first and last time I saw that movie. I'm sitting there actually looking forward to the next Batman movie and what do I get? Classic lines such as "Freeze" and "Chill." I knew things were going to be bad when Batman clicked his heels and out came ice skates. I can almost except that as Bruce Wayne seems like a guy who likes to be prepared for any situation, but then he pulls out his Batman credit card. The only reason I don't hate Joel Schumacher is the fact that he actually made a good movie once called The Lost Boys.

 

[revilal]

Top 3... Bah.

Here's my Top 20.
Movies You Think you Outta See, But Shouldn't

I have a few other lists, but I think I should start another thread for that I suppose.

 

[Deadly Dagger]

1. The newest King Kong (pee yew)
2. Any of the Star Wars movies (episode 1 thru whatever):chew
3. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon .... I mean really...I can see the wires.

 

[carbo-fation]

Top 3... Bah.

Here's my Top 20.
Movies You Think you Outta See, But Shouldn't

I have a few other lists, but I think I should start another thread for that I suppose.

Ouch man! You hurt my feelings!!

 

[dekadentdave]

FYI King, the SAME people who made Highlander I made Highlander 2. I'm not kidding. How do you go from making a classic to making the worst movie ever made is mind-boggling.

Bloodrayne was so bad I couldn't get through it. Not even Kristana Loken's cleavage could save this film. It makes Dungeon's and Dragons look like Lord of the Rings. How Uwe Boll continues to find work is astounding. I wish I could have got in the ring with him because I not only would have kicked his ass but I would have beat him to a bloody pulp for this ****e.

Sky Captain had so much potential only to be completely ruined by Paltry Paltrow who can't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

Superman Returns was so bad I nearly cried just watching Routh try to impersonate Reeve, hearing the John Williams theme, and watching Kevin Spacey make a complete fool of himself. Still, wasn't nearly as bad as Batman and Robin.

And I NEVER want to watch Two Towers or Return of the King again. 45 minutes just to end a movie. I had to pee so bad in the theater that my bladder nearly exploded and it was such a relief when it ended, in more ways than one.

 

[miles]

1.Lord of the Rings Trilogy (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING AS HELL)
2.New King Kong (Terrible)
3.Rocky Horror Picture Show (Stayed for about 20 min. and left)

 

[screamingmetal]

I am going to jump on the bandwagon for Batman and Robin. I still remember the first and last time I saw that movie. I'm sitting there actually looking forward to the next Batman movie and what do I get? Classic lines such as "Freeze" and "Chill." I knew things were going to be bad when Batman clicked his heels and out came ice skates. I can almost except that as Bruce Wayne seems like a guy who likes to be prepared for any situation, but then he pulls out his Batman credit card. The only reason I don't hate Joel Schumacher is the fact that he actually made a good movie once called The Lost Boys.

Yeah, as much as I hate Batman & Robin, gotta cut the guy a break for Lost Boys. Another good one he made was Falling Down.

 

[screamingmetal]

FYI King, the SAME people who made Highlander I made Highlander 2. I'm not kidding. How do you go from making a classic to making the worst movie ever made is mind-boggling.

Actually here's how, from IMDB on Highlander 2:

In the renegade version, a documentary following the film has the filmmakers explain why the original theatrical release contradicted the first film. According to them, the inflation in Argentina had risen so high during filming that the film's insurance company started to take creative control, and made a film they thought would make the most money.

 

[dekadentdave]

That's just an excuse. I watched the new Special Edition on DVD and they said the same BS. Truth is, the Special Ed. was suppossed to be their "original vision" and it STILL sucks!

 

[LOTRFan]

Benchwarmers - AWFUL, except for Jon Lovitz's house.

Hulk - yuck, painful to watch

Just Friends - equally bad.

These are just some relatively newer films, that made me dry-heave.

 

[mastervader]

1. Blade 3- ridiculous. IRSley Snipes at his worst. 2. Return of the King- army of ghosts?END already! you stupid.... 3. Terminator 3- shiny piece o' crap!

 

[King Darkness]

FYI King, the SAME people who made Highlander I made Highlander 2.

Yeah, I know. And I hope they burn in Hell!

 

[Bannister]

And I hope they burn in Hell!

-Samuel L. Jackson, A Time to Kill

 

[wookilar8]

3.Rocky Horror Picture Show (Stayed for about 20 min. and left)

The thing is that Rocky Horror is an experiance more than a movie. Plus the soundtrack is as fun as they come.

 

[King Darkness]

-Samuel L. Jackson, A Time to Kill

Yup!

 

[DarkArtist81]

1.Highlander 2
2.Highlander 2
3:Highlander 2


WORST MOVIE EVER PRODUCED. ANY AND ALL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING THIS MOVIE INTO EXISTENCE SHOULD BE DRUG OVER HOT COALS BUCK NAKED AND SHORTLY THERE AFTER FORCED TO WATCH THIS GOD AWFUL MOVIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! UPON WHICH TIME, IF THEY HAVE NOT SOCUMED TO THE SHEAR CRAP ASSITUDE OF THIS MOVIE, THEY SHALL BE STRUNG UP BY THEIR TOES AND BEATEN WITHIN IN A INCH OF THEIR LIVES.

HONORABLE MENTION: HIGHLANDER 3 , 4 & SOON TO BE 5.

I second that!!!!

 

[TolkienCollector]

Holiday On the Buses
Mannequin
The Vikings

Ick, bleh, yuk

TC

 

[Giant Chicken]

BLASPHEMY!

Clockwork Orange is #6 on my list of greatest films ever made. Kubrick is the greatest director EVER!

And Terrence Malik's The New World is another unappreciated masterpiece. Go watch your Uwe Boll crap since it's probably the only kind of brainless entertainment your juvenile mind can obviously understand.

WoW!!! I think you just won the nicest guy EVER award. I don't understand why you would have to throw a personal insult in your disagreement of my movie choices. I guess you have to do what you have to do though.

And speaking of juvenile...

aren't you the one who said...

I'm going to get one just so that I can smash it with a ball-peen hammer, pour some kerosene on it and light it on fire and watch as 1:6 Craig slowly burns to ashes.

about a Daniel Craig figure.

If spending $60 to break and burn a figure of an actor you do not care for is not juvenile I do not know what is. I do agree with you about Craig. It is terrible that the Bond franchise was tweaked enough to ruin movies like Die Another Day, Diamonds Are Forever, and Moonraker... what the crap were they thinking. (I hope your sophisticated brain can pick up on my sarcasm)

 

[dekadentdave]

I never said I would buy one, I just said I was going to GET one just so I could have fun venting my hatred of Craig and watching him disintegrate before my eyes.

As for Kubrick, my opinion is justifiably justified and rightly so (and may Stanley rest in peace).

 

[pordey2]

have only one on my mind...

Sky captain & the world of tomorrow... Or whatever it's name is..

i HATE it!!! my friends rented it, think I saw about 10 minutes before I fell asleep... woke up in the middle of it but decided it was a waste of time and continued to sleep...

noooo... another one of my favorites...
Maybe I should change taste...