Wanna become a real Werewolf?

[devilof76]

Eating people is excellent stress relief.

 

[karamazov80]

I just found out my insurance that I pay $45 a month for (and it stinks) will turn into $500 a month when I retire with my really bad pension! Guess I'll be working till I'm 65 when Medicare kicks in. Oops! Maybe not! Might not have that if some politicians have their way. Guess I'll work till I'm dead.

If you wait until after 2014, you might be eligible for subsidies to buy insurance through the Exchange of Doom.

 

[azurepred]

I just found out my insurance that I pay $45 a month for (and it stinks) will turn into $500 a month when I retire with my really bad pension! Guess I'll be working till I'm 65 when Medicare kicks in. Oops! Maybe not! Might not have that if some politicians have their way. Guess I'll work till I'm dead.

That vampire spell is looking pretty good right now.

my dads in the same boat, well, a lot of Americans are unfortunately. Maybe you should get into the business of selling magical spells; if you need a last second xmas gift, here you go:

https://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-ACIENT...372?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item336382cbf4

 

[The Ween]

my dads in the same boat, well, a lot of Americans are unfortunately. Maybe you should get into the business of selling magical spells; if you need a last second xmas gift, here you go:

https://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-ACIENT...372?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item336382cbf4

I love the question that someone asked about worrying they'll be a ginger werewolf.

 

[devilof76]

Dear jaredman20,

I have a brick from the Great Pyramid at Giza. It is very large and ancient. Would you consider trading it for one of your $250,000 spells? Thanks.


- pan1776

Dear pan1776,

It is nice to meet you im Jared Sorry I do not do trades for something like that. But I can do, is that you may make the same offer of $85,000.00 usd as my previous customer, and as a matter of fact. the previous customer was wanting to trade me something else for same face value. I only except cash. you may also make an offer of $1,000 or $500 if you are really interested


- jaredman20

They're always so friendly. Should I send him cash? First I need to find a pawn shop that thinks it can move a 2.5 ton, 3rd millenium B.C. block.

 

[The Ween]

I doubt he'd know the difference and you could send him a used brick from a construction site.

 

[azurepred]

They're always so friendly. Should I send him cash? First I need to find a pawn shop that thinks it can move a 2.5 ton, 3rd millenium B.C. block.

i would imagine these sellers to be people that are high all the time, and work at a smoke shop full of black lights

 

[devilof76]

Dear jaredman20,

Ok. How about $5 now, and $995 after I turn into a werewolf?


- pan1776

 

[devilof76]

Dear pan1776,

I just lowered the price to $800 usd so if youd like you can still make an offer but not for $5.00 becaus the spell will take a total of 5 months to complete. And it took me about up to 3 to 4 weks practicing saying and pronouncing the acient laguange written in the spell ritual incantation. So it will be very hard to perform while saying the langauge right for 5 months straight. that is why I cant take the 5 dollars because of the very hard work u have to put in.


- jaredman20

Dear jaredman20,

Yes, but ebay only gives me 45 days to file a dispute. If I didn't become a werewolf in 5 months, the only people who could help me get my money back would be the police.

Should I take my chances with the spell and just hope I don't have to take legal action against you? I would hate to see you get arrested for negotiating a worthless instrument.


- pan1776

Heh.