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Some of you may find this of interest. It's an essay by Ebert with more thoughts on the film after seeing it a second time:
https://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/03/were_all_puppets_laurie_im_jus.html
I'm happy to see that he gets it. My respect for him has gone up.
The cast did a great job... the Sex scene with Specture and Nite Owl was one of the sexiest I've seen in a while.
Yeah, that review was hilariously idiotic. She talked about it like she knew absolutely NOTHING about the comic itself or anything about Watchmen at all besides what she saw in the previews.
Not that i don't think that woman has her own set of issues, but you do realize that the vast majority of people that the studio is marketing this movie to know NOTHING about the comic itself or anything at all about the Watchmen besides what they saw in the previews?
I could see this coming from a mile away - this film is destined to go down as a flop even though *we* that know the story will love it (or maybe not, depending on your attachment to the source material).
Be prepared for a lot more of these types of comments from the 'general public'... which I'm glad we are not a part of
I believe I still have that crown but this doesn't beat it I believe. My record is 126 Multi Quotes all from various posters in one message.
As for Schlussel....maybe if she got more dong she wouldn't be obsessed with it on screen....something tells me its a ice cavern down there...I researched her though after this review and it seems that this is her schtick. Check this response to the NBA All-Star Game:
This I guess is just another thing to make her shocking.
She did though post a response to her article because I guess she was bombarded by emails:
You think Watchmen will flop? Hasn't the graphic novel sold millions of copies and even recently had a resurgence in sales?
I'm pretty sure it'll take the first 2 weekends, at the very least.
Say what you want about the uninitiated, but I'm sure there are a lot of people out there unaware of Watchmen mania that have less conservative preconceptions about this film, unlike that overly angry lady.
I bet it will perform similar to Hellboy II--it will open strong with most of the dedicated fans going to see it within the first two weekends, but the general public won't really get on board, and word of mouth (at the Joe Six Pack level) will be mixed.
The people (fanboys?) who absolutely love it will have already brought everyone within their circle of influence to go and see it the first weekend, but their enthusiasm won't spill over into the realm of soccer moms or retired machinists.
Debbie Schlussel said:Bottom line: If you're a "Watchmen" fan, there's something sick about you. You're sick if you enjoy watching wanton rape, torture, and murder, no matter what the background for it is. I don't care if it first appeared in a warped comic book paraded with a high-brow euphemism for comic book.
I don't give a crap if it's meant to show that "the world is dark" and that "superheroes have problems and are everyday people, too," which have been among the insipid, vapid excuses I've received from empty-headed Watchmen fanatic who mindlessly repeat the phony talking points that make them feel smart.
Guess what? We know there are bad people and that people are everyday people with problems. If you don't know that, and you think a movie like this is necessary to make the point, you're even more warped and stupid than I originally diagnosed.
And maybe your sister should be fed to dogs and your mother raped and your brother should have his arms sawed off. You know, just to make the point.
But we'll be sure to depict it in a comic book first, just to make it "high-brow." And get the money of the mindless "Watchmen" fandom sheeple.
That evening an old man from the hill country of Ephraim, who was living in Gibeah (the men of the place were Benjamites), came in from his work in the fields. When he looked and saw the traveler in the city square, the old man asked, "Where are you going? Where did you come from?"
He answered, "We are on our way from Bethlehem in Judah to a remote area in the hill country of Ephraim where I live. I have been to Bethlehem in Judah and now I am going to the house of the LORD. No one has taken me into his house. We have both straw and fodder for our donkeys and bread and wine for ourselves your servants--me, your maidservant, and the young man with us. We don't need anything."
"You are welcome at my house," the old man said. "Let me supply whatever you need. Only don't spend the night in the square." So he took him into his house and fed his donkeys. After they had washed their feet, they had something to eat and drink.
While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, "Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him."
The owner of the house went outside and said to them, "No, my friends, don't be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don't do this disgraceful thing. Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But to this man, don't do such a disgraceful thing."
But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, "Get up; let's go." But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.
When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel.
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