lol, is not even a real costume. it is just a zipper glued to your face, I hate when people do that. at first when I saw it online I did think it looked cool, it was just a silly pic someone took. But then when it became a costume it reminded me of this article:
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1. The Ironic Non-Costume:
You know these. A plain t-shirt that just says "COSTUME" on the front. A guy named Frank wearing a name tag that says "Raoul," placed on his normal outfit. A guy in his pajamas, claiming it's "me when I first wake up."
You'll find at least one at every Halloween party in existence. Why not? They're fun. Cheap. Easy to put on. You're able to technically say you put on a costume so you don't look like a killjoy. And when the night is over, there's no makeup to remove or complicated outfit to disassemble. People dressed as slutty Transformers know what I'm talking about.
Why it's a terrible idea ...
You're doing it for two reasons. First, you're legitimately trying to be witty and funny. The problem is that Halloween costumes are a terrible humor medium. Ninety-nine percent of "funny" costumes at best produce a forced courtesy laugh when you tell people what you're supposed to be. It's a joke that lasts about five seconds, but that you'll be wearing all night. And then will live on in however many Facebook albums you show up in. So you'll be explaining your joke costume, over and over again, for that same courtesy laugh, forever.
The second reason is that you just plain don't give a **** about dressing up, and you did the least amount of work possible just to say that you wore something to a costume party, just to get people off of your back. Because you're the kind of person who, above all, hates the idea of conforming to someone else's idea of fun.
To the rest of the partygoers who did show up in costume, that makes you a ********* because it now looks like you just showed up for the free booze and/or food. The party meant so little to you that you weren't even willing to put ten minutes worth of effort into humoring the host or other guests. You might as well have showed up with an empty cooler an hour early, loaded up what you could eat and drink, and went back home with the loot.
It would have been much funnier and appreciated if you had taken the time to build a giant middle finger costume and told everyone to go **** themselves the whole night. Which now that I think about it, I believe I now have my costume this year.
https://www.cracked.com/blog/7-halloween-costumes-that-never-look-as-cool-as-you-think_p2/
When I was a kid me and my friends would always try our hardest at halloween but it always usually ended up being a crap night. No one would ever answer their door. 
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you know I didn't mean it the way you think I did. Tell me that foxy girl is not smoking hot... dat azz..
