What to do if there is Zombie Apocalypse? Please share and discuss here...

[Voorhees27]

Does he? Find NAM to shoot Nam first. Get ambushed from behind and shot in back by Voorhees for trying to kill his meal-ticket.

 

[thenammagazine]

And whatta ya know? Now we have another gun w/ammo!

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Just posted this in the lottery winning thread, and it seems appropriate here too:

~~Me, I'd build a zombie/nuke/people proof compound. Seriously, I'd have a huge wall with razor wire around the entire perimeter. Then I'd probably have a moat with a drawbridge just to get in. I'd then fill the moat with alligators with fricken lasers, piranhas, and snapping turtles.

For security I'd have scattered sniper perches, and a machine gun nest that covered the entrance. For a roaming security presence I'd have a genetically-enhanced-intelligent-pomeranian (trained like a Navy SEAL) leading around a pack of ferocious dobermans/rottweilers.

 

[Mr Jarvis]

dont forget the flamethrower dude

 

[Webb]

Go to an island,zombies can't swim.

 

[crows]

Go to an island,zombies can't swim.

you didn't really watched the whole ending of the remake of Dawn of the Dead did you?

 

[thenammagazine]

you didn't really watched the whole ending of the remake of Dawn of the Dead did you?

Or Land of the Dead for that matter.

 

[crows]

Or Land of the Dead for that matter.

Right! totally Forgot

 

[Darth Cruel]

What happened in those movies?

 

[Darth Snoopy]

What happened in those movies?

Jet skis...the zombies used jet skis.

 

[thenammagazine]

...the zombies walked on water like Jesus.

 

[Voorhees27]

Jet skis...the zombies used jet skis.

Yep. It was like that scene in Police Academy when Mahoney and gang were chasing the bad guys on jet skis. Just like that.

 

[Mr Jarvis]

Jet skis...the zombies used jet skis.

what? really?

 

[Darth Snoopy]

what? really?

No...not really. Zombie Aquaman summoned zombie dolphins to carry all the zombies so they could get their lunch (people).

 

[Centurion]

 

[Darth Snoopy]

 

[Centurion]

The first thing I thought of after reading your description.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

It was a great post!

 

[crows]

actually in the movies, in all seriousness the zombies use a boat to get to the people in the island, so not even islands are safe,

THE Only safe place to go is up, where it snows, the colder it is the better the chance to survive, (unless of course the zombie apocalypse doesn't bring global warming to its peek and there is no more snow anywhere anymore lol)

 

[Voorhees27]

N.W.T.'s FTW