Which is the worst SW title?

[Sachiel]

The Phantom Menace - Darth Sidious manipulating events from the shadows
Attack of the Clones - there are clones and they attack at the end, begun the Clone War has
Revenge of the Sith - Sith get revenge on the Jedi
A New Hope - Luke Skywalker
The Empire Strikes Back - the bad guys beat down the good guys
Return of the Jedi - Luke becomes a Jedi/Anakin's redemption
The Force Awakens - Um.... Rey? Or maybe it was really Sheev?! Nah, it's just Star Wars returning to the big screen.
The Last Jedi - not the last Jedi
The Rise of Skywalker -

 

[Wor-Gar]

The Phantom Menace - Darth Sidious manipulating events from the shadows
Attack of the Clones - there are clones and they attack at the end, begun the Clone War has
Revenge of the Sith - Sith get revenge on the Jedi
A New Hope - Luke Skywalker
The Empire Strikes Back - the bad guys beat down the good guys
Return of the Jedi - Luke becomes a Jedi/Anakin's redemption
The Force Awakens - Um.... Rey? Or maybe it was really Sheev?! Nah, it's just Star Wars returning to the big screen.
The Last Jedi - not the last Jedi
The Rise of Skywalker -

No, no, no... that's fake news.


The Phantom Menace - Jar-Jar
Attack of the Clones - Boba Fett's enigma attacked
Revenge of the Sith - never explained why Sith want revenge but OK
A New Hope - Leia's future son, Kylo
The Empire Strikes Back - very modestly considering the heroes destroyed their entire iron planet
Return of the Jedi - Jedi ghosts are everywhere
The Force Awakens - the Force went to sleep and now it has woke
The Last Jedi - ...was better
The Rise of Skywalker - clearly Luke will be reborn and usher in an age of heroic averageness

 

[The Buffinator]

No, no, no... that's fake news.


The Phantom Menace - Jar-Jar
Attack of the Clones - Boba Fett's enigma attacked
Revenge of the Sith - never explained why Sith want revenge but OK
A New Hope - Leia's future son, Kylo
The Empire Strikes Back - very modestly considering the heroes destroyed their entire iron planet
Return of the Jedi - Jedi ghosts are everywhere
The Force Awakens - the Force went to sleep and now it has woke
The Last Jedi - ...was better
The Rise of Skywalker - clearly Luke will be reborn and usher in an age of heroic Viagra use.

Fixed. It's a slippery slope - It started with blue milk, now it ends with little blue pills.

 

[Neal136]

Yeah, it was very considerate of them to go with The Rise of Skywalker. When it comes time for the inevitable porno parody, they won't even have to change the title.

 

[darthkush]

I went with A New Hope. Not only do I feel like it should just be "star wars" but it's a dull title. I really don't get the Attack of the Clones title hate. It is Star Wars as *****K and it has that old school serial feel to it. If you think it sounds like a cheesy monster or scifi title, it does. That's the point! All of them kind of do which is why A New Hope sounds so dull and boring in comparison.

 

[a-dev]

Nah. AOTC sounds like it's describing an STD, and as mentioned by others it doesn't accurately reflect what's actually in the movie.

But yeah, A New Hope is a boring title, I'll agree with that part.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Do the twin suns on Tatooine telegraph that Luke has a sibling?

 

[Neal136]

Do the twin suns on Tatooine telegraph that Luke has a sibling?

If you want them to.

 

[Otomofan]

Yeah, it was very considerate of them to go with The Rise of Skywalker. When it comes time for the inevitable porno parody, they won't even have to change the title.

They're way ahead of you man....I just saw an ad for some kind of interactive video game called "Star Whores: The Rise of Star****er."

I gotta say, it's the first time I've been interested in Rey.

 

[Neal136]

 

[matrix69]

The force got WOKE...but should have been left asleep...

 

[Bo Shrek]

I went with A New Hope. Not only do I feel like it should just be "star wars" but it's a dull title. I really don't get the Attack of the Clones title hate. It is Star Wars as *****K and it has that old school serial feel to it. If you think it sounds like a cheesy monster or scifi title, it does. That's the point! All of them kind of do which is why A New Hope sounds so dull and boring in comparison.

 

[Bo Shrek]

Best SW titles are:

Attack of the Clones (verb / noun)
Revenge of the Sith (verb / noun)
The Empire Strikes Back (noun/verb)
Return of the Jedi (verb / noun)

 

[Wor-Gar]

Best SW titles are:

Attack of the Clones (verb / noun)
Revenge of the Sith (verb / noun)
The Empire Strikes Back (noun/verb)
Return of the Jedi (verb / noun)

Then you should love The Rise of Skywalker

 

[Prime Clone]

Best SW titles are:

Attack of the Clones (verb / noun)
Revenge of the Sith (verb / noun)
The Empire Strikes Back (noun/verb)
Return of the Jedi (verb / noun)

In every instance except Empire, those are actually noun/noun.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Schools. You get what you pay for.

 

[Captain Clown]

I always thought "A New Hope" was a boring title. They should've left it as "STAR WARS".

 

[Wor-Gar]

I never call Star Wars "A New Hope" except when identifying specific Vaders.

I really dislike that title, and hated it when they first announced it. Its definitely up there with the three worst titles.

 

[Prime Clone]

I always thought "A New Hope" was a boring title. They should've left it as "STAR WARS".

After much deliberation I voted ANH. It still needed a subtitle, but that one was flat.