Why is it...?

[Darth Cruel]

This thread is for those burning questions that cook your brain but are just not important enough to waste anyone's time by asking.

I'll start...

Why is it that cats flee in terror from furballs that they hawk up?

 

[King Darkness]

Why can dogs learn human comand words or their names, yet humans cant learn the meanings of a dogs bark?

Arent we smarted than dogs?

 

[TOE]

the g in gstring stands for Groin

 

[Karma]

when you drop toast, why does always land butter side down?

 

[-jay-]

when you drop toast, why does always land butter side down?

No idea so i drop the toast first then butter it.

 

[Karma]

No idea so i drop the toast first then butter it.

 

[Kuzeh]

when you drop toast, why does always land butter side down?

And if Cats always land on their feet when they fall...
What would happen if you tie a buttered toast facing up on the back of a cat and dropped them?...

 

[darthviper107]

Arent we smarted than dogs?

Are we now?

 

[Devil_666]

Why is it that cats flee in terror from furballs that they hawk up?

Same reason humans run away when they vomit on the street or in a place that isn't their own home: to avoid having it blamed on them.

Why can dogs learn human comand words or their names, yet humans cant learn the meanings of a dogs bark?

Arent we smarted than dogs?

If humans could get money or something they really wanted to learn dog barks or cat meows we would. Dogs and cats get treats and stuff for learning all that.

when you drop toast, why does always land butter side down?

Because that side is heavier.

What would happen if you tie a buttered toast facing up on the back of a cat and dropped them?...

SPCA would investigate you for animal cruelty.

 

[BadMoon]

when you drop toast, why does always land butter side down?

Because the butter side is heavier.

 

[karamazov80]

Great thinkers have pondered these questions for ages. If this man couldn't answer them, what chance do we have?

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[King Darkness]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

[Devil_666]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Jeez KD.. you gonna start smashing watermelons with a big ass mallet next?

 

[King Darkness]

 

[King Darkness]

Why does Chinese food make me poop right away?

 

[Devil_666]

Ancient Chinese Secret.

 

[King Darkness]

Why do the Ancient Chinese have so many secrets

 

[pmtz2005]

How is it that your feet smell and your nose runs

 

[The Ween]

Why does Chinese food make me poop right away?

MSG???

 

[-jay-]

How is it that your feet smell and your nose runs

good one.