Wonder Woman - June 2, 2017

[Captain Clown]

I'll start for you, Meanstreak..

Spoiler

what does Ares look like? Anything like a comic book character in the slightest? Is he even in the movie?

Spoiler

The toys already spilled the beans on Ares:

 

[GasparZizou]

I'll start for you, Meanstreak..

Spoiler

what does Ares look like? Anything like a comic book character in the slightest? Is he even in the movie?

Haven't we seen what he looks like already in Mattel figure form?

Edit: NVM; Captain Clown to the rescue.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

He looks just like me, big, powerful, and like a god among humans...or manlets like Gaspar.

 

[loki2371]

The dialogue in this film..so cringe worthy

https://youtu.be/MBL15El6ujI

Man..... after watching that the movie is even worse than I thought!!!
For those who may feel watching the youtube video is spoilery......

Spoiler

Stupid unnecessary slo-mo, bad cgi, REEEEALLY BAD acting, and so so much more. In the fight scenes she's like going full out, she'd literally kill every soldier with one punch. Gal Gadot cannot act and her accent gets super annoying, and why do some Amazonians have no accents at all?? That's really bad..... Maybe some attended boarding school in other countries? Her arguing with Steve and raising and lifting her hands like she's a little kid throwing a temper tantrum is laughable.. Who the ****** is Dr. Poison??? Looks like a female version of Phantom of the Opera...And yeah, lots of important military women in WWI. SO tired of girl power, the lead is already female, yet still feel the need to create a female adversary as well since I guess Ares isn't enough. And since when does she have magic sonic blast bracelets??

Sorry for those looking forward to this, but.... It looks pretty bad to me. I wanted to like it, but DC has let me down with every movie. JL is gonna be even worse than this, and I can't even begin to understand as to why they'd ever make an Aquaman movie???

 

[RIDDICK]

Who the ****** is Dr. Poison???

Classic WW villain since 40's.

I paid to watch "Suicide Suckage"... No reason not to do the same this time.
If it's bad then I'll have a good time laughin' again.

 

[loki2371]

Classic WW villain since 40's.

I paid to watch "Suicide Suckage"... No reason not to do the same this time.
If it's bad then I'll have a good time laughin' again.

.... Ok then!! (foot in mouth) Maybe I should've googled it first... Still doesn't make the movie any better and looks nothing look the original character..

 

[GasparZizou]

He looks just like me, big, powerful

And with tiny feet.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

And with tiny feet.

The giant sword makes up for it!!

 

[twistedfreak]

The giant sword makes up for it!!

Compensating for something, huh? I ain't referring to the tiny feet.

 

[chewblacca]

This look is like your typical popcorn flick. A half naked woman battling A room full of armed Germans and not getting shot? I'm there! Shlocky humor that is really not funny, love it! And did I mention she was half naked with make up on that never gets messed up? LOVE IT!!!!!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Compensating for something, huh? I ain't referring to the tiny feet.

Nope, my huge truck with the monster wheels and dangling truck nutz do that for me

 

[Caped Baldy]

Connie Nielsen had a little windy breeze accident on the red carpet earlier today. She wasn't wearing any panties.

 

[crows]

Connie Nielsen had a little windy breeze accident on the red carpet earlier today. She wasn't wearing any panties.

 

[darthkush]

I'm aware of the Mattel situation but as we know from previous films, Legos and such aren't often evidence of what's actually in the film.

 

[EVILFACE]

Then I guess sit back and enjoy seeing something for the first time in a movie without having everything spoiled before hand.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

 

[RIDDICK]

Hopeman can lift a space ship.
And then there's Batfleck who can almost kill Hopeman with a sink.
Batfleck > Hopeman

 

[EVILFACE]

And then there is Martha. Who at the very speaking of her name reduces both into blubbering crybabies.

Martha > Superman/Batman

 

[jye4ever]

Then I guess sit back and enjoy seeing something for the first time in a movie without having everything spoiled before hand.

lolololol

And then there is Martha. Who at the very speaking of her name reduces both into blubbering crybabies.

Martha > Superman/Batman

Yup

 

[Bravomite]

And then there is Martha. Who at the very speaking of her name reduces both into blubbering crybabies.

Martha > Superman/Batman

She who must not be named