Kabukiman
Greatest Person Ever
It boils down to this:
Xbox is for real gamers. It is for the future.
PS4 is for casual players.
Sony is for old people who refuse to text, send email, and can't understand what those crazy kids are doing.
Grandma, you're getting a Playstation!
There has been some *really* crazy stuff written about these consoles the past few days, but this is by far the craziest. Well done!