You can't make this $#*! up

[devilof76]

My brain is dirty and they're always trying to get it.

 

[The Ween]

My brain is dirty and they're always trying to get it.

They added more flouride to your water and are doubling up the chemtrails over your house.

They'll get you, my pretty!

 

[devilof76]

They better leave my little dog out of it.

 

[The Ween]

They better leave my little dog out of it.

Just be careful because flying monkeys may fly up your skirt!

 

[devilof76]

Sometimes they fly out of it, but I'll be damned if I know how they got up there.

 

[crows]

18 Police Officers Successfully Save Drowning Sex Doll

The crew worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the woman, according to Digital Journal, and in the process, attracted a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators to the scene.

It took more than 40 minutes before the officers were able to recover the pleasure toy.
No word on how the sex doll got in the river in the first place, but the Times of India reports that Shandong is an important center for producing sex toys in China and supplies them across the globe.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/sex-doll-saved-from-drowning_n_1696434.html

 

[devilof76]

Looks like they were just in time.

 

[The Ween]

Whoever gave her mouth to mouth was kinda rough! Wow!

 

[devilof76]

I think they might have done it wrong.

 

[Phil Sierra]

18 Police Officers Successfully Save Drowning Sex Doll

The crew worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the woman, according to Digital Journal, and in the process, attracted a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators to the scene.

It took more than 40 minutes before the officers were able to recover the pleasure toy.
No word on how the sex doll got in the river in the first place, but the Times of India reports that Shandong is an important center for producing sex toys in China and supplies them across the globe.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/sex-doll-saved-from-drowning_n_1696434.html

OK now that is some funny ____. Great find.

 

[The Ween]

I think they might have done it wrong.

I think so to. Everything is dirty on her body but her ****s.

 

[devilof76]

Her ****s are the only part that's still inflated.

 

[crows]

that is pretty fed up that her ****s and her head are pretty clean... wtf?

 

[thenammagazine]

that is pretty fed up that her ****s and her head are pretty clean... wtf?

Huh?

 

[devilof76]

F'ed up?

 

[The Ween]

What happened to her nips?

 

[devilof76]

Fish love the pink parts.

 

[The Ween]

Fish love the pink parts.

Question.......is that round circle where her belly button would be actually her.....rubber cooch?

 

[devilof76]

I hope not.

 

[crows]

F'ed up?

yes I was saying Fu_ ed up

What happened to her nips?

I think they are blurred, no? pic looks blurred