You can't make this $#*! up

[crows]

actually looking at that pic again I find terribly creepy that the feet are made of solid plastic, along with the head and the hands...

the hands I get if they want to get a grip with the doll.
but the feet... the feet only means they have a foot fetish... like Tarantino..

 

[BB&WSF]

Never seen listings with pics like these:

https://www.ebay.com/sch/phlaymz/m....t=US_Action_Figures&rt=nc&_trksid=p4340.l2562

 

[The Ween]

Never seen listings with pics like these:

https://www.ebay.com/sch/phlaymz/m....t=US_Action_Figures&rt=nc&_trksid=p4340.l2562

Kinda stupid. The last pic in the series is the pic of what he's selling.

 

[fosing]

Never seen listings with pics like these:

https://www.ebay.com/sch/phlaymz/m....t=US_Action_Figures&rt=nc&_trksid=p4340.l2562

that's pretty stupid.

unlike that lady seller who posed "sexy" with her stuff she actually sell, now that was awesome.

 

[fosing]

18 Police Officers Successfully Save Drowning Sex Doll

The crew worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the woman, according to Digital Journal, and in the process, attracted a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators to the scene.

It took more than 40 minutes before the officers were able to recover the pleasure toy.
No word on how the sex doll got in the river in the first place, but the Times of India reports that Shandong is an important center for producing sex toys in China and supplies them across the globe.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/sex-doll-saved-from-drowning_n_1696434.html

the irony here...

an inflatable doll that does not float. lolz

 

[crows]

THERE is a Sex Doll Water Race Sport,
I Kid you not!
[ame]https://youtu.be/d0AbGR7b_Rs[/ame]

 

[devilof76]

UGHHHH.

Ween, that was her cooter.

 

[Jen]

UGHHHH.

Ween, that was her cooter.

Looking at that last pic - those blow up dolls are horrendous looking! I do not see how that can be more satisfying that just jacking off and watching porn. I mean that thing does not even look anywhere near real.

 

[devilof76]

But it's full of air, just like a real girl.

 

[Jen]

But it's full of air, just like a real girl.

 

[devilof76]

I didn't mean it like that.

 

[Phil Sierra]

Instead of the doll, you can have a mold of your favorite porn star. Some I hear are very realistic. But I wouldn't know that.

*** edited...video not appropriate.

 

[Jen]

That video was a little too ****.

 

[devilof76]

I'm at work right now, and an anvil almost fell on me Phil.

 

[Phil Sierra]

That video was a little too ****.

Well at least watch it, she has a big ol' booty. Some lady at my work has a huge crush on her. She's cool because we both talk about hot chicks together during are lunch hour, and she tells me which woman she wants to make love to.

 

[Jen]

Well at least watch it, she has a big ol' booty. Some lady at my work has a huge crush on her. She's cool because we both talk about hot chicks together during are lunch hour, and she tells me which woman she wants to make love to.

I did watch it - that is why I deemed it a bit too racy for this board. lol:

She may have a big ol booty but she didn't seem like the brightest girl...maybe she was on drugs.

 

[The Ween]

UGHHHH.

Ween, that was her cooter.

 

[The Ween]

Just needs a kilt and a flying monkey and........BINGO!!!!

 

[Jen]

Just needs a kilt and a flying monkey and........BINGO!!!!

That one cracked me up because it doesn't even have any male parts. I guess that's a cuddle doll.

 

[crows]

what video? what was it?

was it the Flesh lights?