You Know You Are Old When.....

[Adolfo]

You know youre old when a gorgeous senior high school chick accidently brushes against your arm, smiles says sorry mister and walks away,and the thoughts just rise...plus the fact that her skin was so soft and compared to my wifes who like sand paper...LOL...man I really wanted to cry...Thoughts also flashed backed to those 1/2 dozen girls I shoulda woulda,coulda had back then..It was because I was either too good and a gentleman or I just didnt bring my car that night...DAMN...LOL...But it's the Gods honest Truth

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

You know youre old when all of the celebrities in the news are younger than you

 

[Darth Snoopy]

You know you're getting old when AARP starts sending you stuff in the mail.

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

You know youre old when a gorgeous senior high school chick accidently brushes against your arm, smiles says sorry mister and walks away,and the thoughts just rise...plus the fact that her skin was so soft and compared to my wifes who like sand paper...LOL...man I really wanted to cry...Thoughts also flashed backed to those 1/2 dozen girls I shoulda woulda,coulda had back then..It was because I was either too good and a gentleman or I just didnt bring my car that night...DAMN...LOL...But it's the Gods honest Truth

Lol! Dirty old man!!

 

[pixletwin]

You know youre old when a gorgeous senior high school chick accidently brushes against your arm, smiles says sorry mister and walks away,and the thoughts just rise...plus the fact that her skin was so soft and compared to my wifes who like sand paper...LOL...man I really wanted to cry...Thoughts also flashed backed to those 1/2 dozen girls I shoulda woulda,coulda had back then..It was because I was either too good and a gentleman or I just didnt bring my car that night...DAMN...LOL...But it's the Gods honest Truth

Lol! Dirty old man!!

Creepy creepy creepy.

 

[carbo-fation]

WTH is wrong with you Adolfo? You're one creepy dude.

 

[Adolfo]

You guys will one day feel the same way I'm sure...be glad someone is setting it to you straight...that quote "It's never too late"...well for some of us it is...That's all I gotta say...It's heavy but fact and it reaches all of us one way or another...How we control our feelings and what we do with em is all up to us individually...I might think sometimes and reflect on what I could have or even should not have done once but that dont mean I act on it...LOL

 

[Skiman]

Adolfo, you need better grade sand paper, Home Depot has all kinds of grades. I can send you links!

That.. or more lubrication.

Ski

 

[MANDO]

You know you're old when they play Pearl Jam, STP, and Nirvana on the classic rock station.

 

[Adolfo]

You know youre old when you go to the ballgame and find yourself saying..."Freak! I just paid to watch freakin Millionares (kids even)and some of the biggest complainers who are off for a good part of the year play a freakin game?"...My heros in sports are gone...I do enjoy a good game though ...I just wish team owners had more balls...If it these sports players were in the regular work force I'd fire a few of em based on performance and attitude...To me football and hockey are the last great American sports left

 

[Adolfo]

Adolfo, you need better grade sand paper, Home Depot has all kinds of grades. I can send you links!

That.. or more lubrication.

Ski

I know you guys get my drift...LOL

 

[Adolfo]

You know youre old when you wish you could change places with your high school age son watching him hang out with these girls...and my wife knows it not just because she has a feeling but because I told her so...LOL

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

You know you're old when you remember what life was like before the internet

 

[Bucky Underbelly]

The threshhold was crossed for me when I realized there wasn't a single pro athlete older than me anymore. (And no, golf doesn't count!)

 

[BadMoon]

You know you're old when you remember what life was like before the internet

Nahhh I'm 32 and remember life without the internet, tethered remotes on VCR's, and wired Phones, as well as lack of cell phones, ect...

I'm not old. Speak for yourselves.

 

[Bucky Underbelly]

Bell bottoms. Giant glasses. Leaded gas. Rotary phones.

And people smoked EVERYWHERE. Movie theaters, planes, restaurants, grocery stores ... I remember my doctor lighting up in his office!

 

[Phil Sierra]

When I'm watching NFL, NBA, Baseball or any other sport and realize that I am way older than everyone on the team.

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

My guess is adolfo frequents the teen section on the porn sites. Not hating. Just saying.

 

[Batty]

I was in the paper once.

 

[Adolfo]

My guess is adolfo frequents the teen section on the porn sites. Not hating. Just saying.

mmm..nope...Lisa Ann blows em all away...lol