You Know You Are Old When.....

[Chainsaw]

I'm 38 and was at a party last weekend with my wife, who's 26. Everyone there was in their early 20's. I still look young, most say about 26, but the gig was up when they realized that my stories where older than most of them.

 

[The Ween]

You know you're getting old when AARP starts sending you stuff in the mail.

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I got over that real quick since I've been getting mailings since I was a teenager.

 

[Skiman]

I'm 38 and was at a party last weekend with my wife, who's 26. Everyone there was in their early 20's. I still look young, most say about 26, but the gig was up when they realized that my stories where older than most of them.

and... that you know what a Dreadnok(s) is....

Ski

 

[The Ween]

You know youre old when a gorgeous senior high school chick accidently brushes against your arm, smiles says sorry mister and walks away,and the thoughts just rise...plus the fact that her skin was so soft and compared to my wifes who like sand paper...LOL...man I really wanted to cry...Thoughts also flashed backed to those 1/2 dozen girls I shoulda woulda,coulda had back then..It was because I was either too good and a gentleman or I just didnt bring my car that night...DAMN...LOL...But it's the Gods honest Truth

You should buy your wife a nice gift basket full of things that would soften her skin for Christmas.

 

[Darth Waller]

You should buy your wife a nice gift basket full of things that would soften her skin for Christmas.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

 

[The Ween]

You know youre old when you wish you could change places with your high school age son watching him hang out with these girls...and my wife knows it not just because she has a feeling but because I told her so...LOL

May I ask how old you are?

 

[Skiman]

You should buy your wife a nice gift basket full of things that would soften her skin for Christmas.

https://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5y...word=sandpaper+400&storeId=10051#.UKvjE-TO3L8

Is AMAZING!

Ski

 

[The Ween]

I was in the paper once.

I hope you don't use The Cloud with your computer because you'll be yelling all the time!

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

Bell bottoms. Giant glasses. Leaded gas. Rotary phones.

And people smoked EVERYWHERE. Movie theaters, planes, restaurants, grocery stores ... I remember my doctor lighting up in his office!

I remember restaurants having cigarette vending machines when I was a kid.

I was at the grocery store this morning, and this thread had me thinking about the days before scanners. Those big ****ing metal registers with the typewriter style keys that sounded like a machine gun if you had a fast checker.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

I remember the rotary phone my parents had

 

[barryo]

you know when your old when...............um............um...........what the hell was i gonna say?............

 

[The Ween]

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Ummmm....you lost me.

 

[Skiman]

https://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=4489&sku=71321

When statues were THIS!!​

Ski

 

[The Ween]

I remember the rotary phone my parents had

I still have one hooked up in my basement. Looks like this:

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

Ummmm....you lost me.

silence of the lambs

 

[Skiman]

silence of the lambs

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

people have always told me that i remind them of that guy..

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

anyone have one of these?.. still do,,

 

[Skiman]

people have always told me that i remind them of that guy..

I love Dirt, one of my all time heroes!

Ski

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

lol im talking about the serial killer