Okay....now im a little skeptical about UPS....
I got a email confirmation saying the package for my replacement torso was delivered at 2:13pm. I went outside to look, but there was no package there. It said "Delivered to front door" but there was nothing near the door at all. So, I walk to the neighbors house to the right and discover they delivered the box to their residence.
There was no one there so I took the box off a chair in front of their house. I've never encountered an issue like that with them. I guess I'll put the signature confirmation back on my Python XX figure coming wednsday, because I definitely don't know the people around me well enough to trust they wont keep something for themselves, regardless of if they know what it is.
Anyway, I put the batteries in the replacement torso and everything works great