I caught it last night too and completely agree with your sentiments, including thank god it was only $5.
It was a poor man’s version of Signs, but Signs had tension and atmosphere (my favorite thing in a movie when done right) you could cut with a knife. This relied on its one trick premise with deafening sound for every little thing that happened, and it had the classic horror movie misstep of filling the center portion of the film with people walking around and building to false jump scares.
I mean your other posts get into the rest of the logic holes I saw too so I’m not going to repeat all that.. but the monsters...
Don’t know how this is sitting at 95% on RT.
Your listing of movies is pretty spot on to mine too, except I would put BP above this and tomb raider. I haven’t seen 12 strong. Death wish was fun.