If that's love I'd hate to see hate
To be honest, I have a love-hate relationship with both the toy line and the movie, particularly anything to do with the portrayal of the Gondorians, who seem to have . I'm a bit of an armour nut and the scene in RotK where a tiny little orc short-bow puts an arrow straight through a steel cuirass makes me want to break things.
I mean, I love the designs, but if you're going to put your extras in what's meant to be full-body steel plate, you really should take into consideration just what that would mean in terms of combat. You can't simply have an undersized orc lightly tapping them one by one with a little mace and knocking them down like ill-balanced houses of cards.
As for Toy Biz, I'm still pissed off that they never released the Prologue Numenorea/Gondorian soldier as an action figure despite getting all the other characters (Sauron, Gil-Galad, Elrond, Elendil, Isildur, Prologue elf soldier). No, apparently it was more important to release 90% naked Lurtz or a half-dozen other orcs who appeared onscreen for less than a second, if at all.
*sigh*
On the other hand, the line was
amazing in so many respects, from the sculpted detail, to the level of articulation in some of the figures to the sheer size of it, encompassing as it did everything from hobbits to horses, cave trolls, ents and Sauron, the Lord of the Rings himself. It's just so
frustrating that they made as many strange mis-steps as they did along the way.
The German butcher comment made me laugh, spot on.
My only real problem with the TB line is the rubbery plastic they use on toys these days (meaning ten years ago as well). Nothing worse than s-shaped spears.
The Rohirrim housecarl or whatever that they made actually had a spear made of much sturdier, more rigid plastic, as did the Prologue elf soldier. I don't know why other figures like the Fountain Court Guard ended up with rubber safety spears. That kind of inconsistency is one of the reasons for the aforementioned love-hate relationship.
Huh? Mine aren't.
Do you mean to imply by that that all your Toy Biz LotR elf figures are exactly the same height as your human figures, or that your elves are not
exactly one inch taller than your human figures?