Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[Rorywan]

That reviewer was indeed very very shortsighted, the fact that he somehow got the idea that Batman was trying to restore the old corrupt status quo was a sign of things to come in that review....

But don't bother anymore man, this place will always have a few people biased against the movie, no matter how good your point is, they'll always contrive new ways to prove how the movie is objectively bad or intensively nitpick in way no other movie is, and that's their right, just laff at the memes yo!

that's hilarious.

 

[Rorywan]

So the top image is from the Arkham Knight video game and the bottom was designed by Snyder? Yeah the top one is definitely better.

Wait a minute.. which one is Snyder's?

 

[chewblacca]

That car is huge! I couldn't imagine that thing fitting on many one way streets.

 

[jye4ever]

Snyder's Batmobile doesn't ask for permission, it doesn't care for puny one way streets, it just destroys everything in its path.

*Don't care that its not Snyder's.

 

[**16k**]

Hurry, Robin, to the Dildomobile!

 

[EVILFACE]

Those tires are ribbed for so much pleasure.

 

[RIDDICK]

The Batdozer.

*they've actually said that it has shaved down tractor tires, so it's accurate*

 

[jye4ever]

Holy crap I just noticed the dildo ships.

I thought those rope posts looked weird.

 

[chewblacca]

Just for your pleasure, Jye!

 

[batfan08]

I don't get how people can make dildo jokes about the Snydermobile and not the Forever Batmobile. Is it because making jokes about phallic imagery in a Schumacher movie is like picking the lowest hanging fruit, because, seriously, I don't know how anything can look more penile than the Forever Batmobile, what with its ribbed shaft and all.

 

[jye4ever]

Nipples got all of the attention.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I don't get how people can make dildo jokes about the Snydermobile and not the Forever Batmobile. Is it because making jokes about phallic imagery in a Schumpeter movie is like picking the lowest hanging fruit, because, seriously, I don't know how anything can look more penile than the Forever Batmobile, what with its ribbed shaft and all.

Not just the Batmobile. The dude put a dildo on Bane's chest Maybe it's a WB thing...like an inside joke or something

 

[Rorywan]

I don't get how people can make dildo jokes about the Snydermobile and not the Forever Batmobile. Is it because making jokes about phallic imagery in a Schumacher movie is like picking the lowest hanging fruit, because, seriously, I don't know how anything can look more penile than the Forever Batmobile, what with its ribbed shaft and all.

Leave your weird ***** out of this.

 

[batfan08]

I know the dude's openly gay, so, that was everybody's reasoning for it, but there's a part of me that wonders if he wasn't doing those little things to try to **** with WB for making that ****ty movie. I mean, all it would've taken is one bible thumper to spot the ***** on the Batman villain's chest, and, before long, you're talking boycotts, national news coverage, and nationwide recalls. It's crazy to me that nobody seemed to notice, for years.

 

[jye4ever]

Ang Lee put a big rock dildo in Hulk.

 

[karamazov80]

Was that painful to Hulk?

 

[RIDDICK]

Was that painful to Hulk?

 

[jye4ever]

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Ang Lee put a big rock dildo in Hulk.

Do you mean this one? Unless there was a more obvious looking dildo rock?

 

[jye4ever]

Do you mean this one? Unless there was a more obvious looking dildo rock?

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