Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[crows]

Superman doesn't actually bleed right? there is no way batman can make him bleed, so that line is either set up for Batman bleeding all over the place (after their fight or something) or set up that Superman might answer something clever later on.

he doesn't bleed on earth. why add that line unless there was a big payoff

 

[Khev]

It would have been funny if after Clark took off and Bruce quietly says, "Do you bleed? You will," that off screen you hear "I heard that!"

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Superman doesn't actually bleed right? there is no way batman can make him bleed, so that line is either set up for Batman bleeding all over the place (after their fight or something) or set up that Superman might answer something clever later on.

he doesn't bleed on earth. why add that line unless there was a big payoff

Superman bleeds when hit by someone of equal or greater strength...but not always. Either way, the only way Batman can make him bleed is with the Kryptonite. Without it, he won't be able do hurt him at all.

 

[GasparZizou]

But stopping the car and then ripping the doors off (like he does later in the scene) and standing on top of his car sends the same message?

Besides, is this not your comment, Mr. Zizou?

As exhibit A demonstrates, you acknowledged that Superman was in fact a total ****....which proves without a shadow of a doubt that your client is guilty!

Perhaps, but Supes went, Oh you want to play bumber cars? Alright

Yes, he was being a ****.... To Bats, since Bats was being a **** first Again, Supes is not above giving a taste of their own medicine to crooks from time to time.

 

[crows]

It would have been funny if after Clark took off and Bruce quietly says, "Do you bleed? You will," that off screen you hear "I heard that!"

or if he said

Batman: YOU WILL

superman: NAH AH!

 

[Khev]

Or "Do you bleed? You will."

"Well does your neck break? Something to think about human." *flies away*

 

[Xenoburger_]

or if he said

Batman: YOU WILL

superman: NAH AH!

Wtf is "nah ah"?

It's "nuh uh".

 

[Khev]

"Cancel all my meetings Angela someone just spelled nuh uh wrong on the internet."

 

[YoNoSe]

"Cancel all my meetings Angela someone just spelled nuh uh wrong on the internet."

Haven't you heard? The new girl is Mary Sue.

 

[crows]

Wtf is "nah ah"?

It's "nuh uh".

nah ah

 

[Xenoburger_]

nah ah

 

[Khev]

Haven't you heard? The new girl is Mary Sue.

Indeed. I'm sure many are already gathering around their monitors with their DC Database Character Sheets analyzing whether or not Wonder Woman's shield could have "realistically" deflected Doomsday's attack.

 

[crows]

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Perhaps, but Supes went, Oh you want to play bumber cars? Alright

Yes, he was being a ****.... To Bats, since Bats was being a **** first Again, Supes is not above giving a taste of their own medicine to crooks from time to time.

First of all, my client is not a criminal, he's a dedicated citizen who has been serving Gotham city for over 20 years. In no way was my client trying to hurt Superman when he was simply enjoying a night ride on his favorite vehicle. It was only after Superman invades my client's space that there's an incident, but Batman clearly slows down and turns his vehicle slightly to the right to avoid a collision....when your client in a moment of pure unnatural alien rage, savagely and without and ounce of mercy strikes with all his strength a defenseless, middle age human being with mental issues, who thinks he's a bat!!!!! My client was so concerned about Superman's heath that he even asks, "Do you bleed?" as soon as he was out of the vehicle. Superman then leaves the crime scene, leaving my client injured and scared.

There is only one phallic being in this discussion and that's the so called "Superman." After all, it's part of his heritage.

 

[LIBBY1957DOG]

ive a feeling this maybe right up some of you guys street lol

 

[crows]

wtf

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

 

[a-dev]

That was very well done.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Where's Cam? This is right up his alley.

 

[jye4ever]

Batman and his newspaper.