Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[pturtle]

I think this will score in the 60%- 70% range. If I see anything higher on Rotten Tomatoes I'll be excited because critics tend to be more honest in their reviews of Snyder's movies.


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[greygoose]

how quiet is a neck snap though?

What RT score do you think this will have? I'm still hyped and my hype is going to get hyper every day until premiere, but I think this will have a RT score of 60-70%, I don't see this getting an 80% or above, being a Snyder movie. And, I'm curious to see how the bad buzz will affect it.

Not that RT's score matters anymore anyway (to me at least), critics have given some questionable scores lately.

I never look at RT anymore. Yes there are some bad movies that deserve the low scores but most of the movies involving the themes and franchises on this forum are always in that grey area and divide opinions. Basing your BvS viewing on a critic scoring it at 50/100% etc is the same as basing your viewing of BvS because WWEJedi hates the movie before even seeing it.

 

[crows]

Wow, I was making jokes about WB being heartless *******s but I hadn't actually read that "article" until just now. Pretty vicious of the author to outright imply that Zack heard of the poor guy's request but that it "fell on deaf ears" because he was too busy shilling Doritos. It's always neat when some celebrity or studio either visits people who are ill or lets them see a film early or whatever. But it's too bad that it has become an obligatory duty for these events to happen for every big premiere now. What used to be warm and touching gestures are now apparently just another gear in the hype machine for better...and for worse.

That guy couldn't have been the only terminally ill cancer patient who liked Batman. What if there were 200 such requests on Facebook? If they DID respond to that one dude what if they missed the requests of patients #2 through #100? I see that multiple sites are now shaming WB and Snyder over that situation. That's just wrong.

What if people started to fake illnesses to watch movies early lol

 

[crows]

How didn't I think of it? At first Price was all on board with this movie.... But then he changed sides, and then he started to share the bad buzz.... You were hired by Marvel weren't you Prince?

He does it for free
(they pay him with hot pockets)

 

[WWEJedi]

Aww...

It's really bad press for WB though. Surprising that they didn't hear anything about it at all, I thought that they would have fairly comprehensive coverage of BvS related internet articles.









Didn't you hear? He's skipping BvS anyway, because it's the WORST MOVIE EVER AND IT ****ING SUCKS.

Make lies that idiots believe. There is a real problem with people lying on this site. Lying in general on the internet really.

What!? He changed his mind since yesterday?! As much **** talking as he's doing about the movie (I've done some too) he still said he was going to see it on opening weekend. Which makes me believe even more firmly, that he just says everything he says for the attention. At least if your going to bad mouth the movie, stick by the courage of your convictions and skip the movie. If critics come out and say its awesome, then I could understand going.

I explained it once, guess you forgot. Not a surprise though. The obsession you have with me is really sickening. Then making false assumptions. I truly dislike everything you post.... every single thing.

 

[batfan08]

It's about pleasing everybody nowadays, although I see many people are already seeing through the ******** of clickbait like that, it took a while, less than a month before premiere to have some people not think this movie would be dead on arrival based of the bad buzz.

Even the comments in the article see through the vapor.

Really sucks for the guy though, had people made it viral I'm sure WB would've done it.

Hitfix is reporting that, even though it seems that WB didn't respond to the man's requests, the reality, according to their insiders, and corroborated by scientists at a prominent Washington think tank, is that WB did, indeed, allow Bazz to see the movie, but it was, reportedly, so bad it killed him. That piece was actually written by a copywriter at WB's PR firm, in an attempt to distance themselves from the incident and give them plausible deniability, what with the impending lawsuit from the victim's family and all.

In other news, multiple sources confirm that the pressure of filming caused Zack Snyder to have an on-set meltdown, and leaked audio, that Hitfix has exclusively obtained, features the director shouting "I love Hitler. Your mothers suck ****. I love Hitler, you whitebread mother****ers," as he bursts into tears.

There are also numerous reports that Jessie Eisenberg's performance is completely incoherent, according to our source, who agreed to reveal himself as Thomas Daily, a guy who we found in a Whirlpool washing machine box in that alley behind the Starbucks on Ventura, who, and I quote, said "it's on the level of Bobcat Goldthwait in those Police Academy movies. Jessie was in a dark place during those last few months of filming, and his cocaine addiction really hit production hard. He would regularly proper-propel-prop-what's that word? Proposition? Whatever, man. Can I have my twenty bucks, now? Fine. Proposition P.A.s to pick his drug dealer up from Santa Monica, so they could hotbox his trailer."

Lastly, it seems like a lack of professionalism nearly caused Henry Cavill to walk off set, as, Ben Affleck, still reeling from his divorce and drinking heavily, reportedly began a torrid affair with his Dawn of Justice co-star, Gal Gadot. "Yeah, it was totally gross," said Jerry Pilkins, a production assistant on-set, whose first script is "kind of in a weird place right now." "We'd be in the middle of a twelve-hour shoot, and they'd just start goin' at it. During filming, too, man. It's like 'those dudes on Guardians of the Galaxy didn't have to deal with this ****' and Henry's over there just like 'what the ****, man?' You know? It was pretty gross, but I guess Zack liked it enough that he's putting some of it in the director's cut, so, yeah, I don't know."

If there's one thing for certain, it's that this is, indeed, the worst film ever made.

 

[crows]

Where did u copy that from???

 

[GasparZizou]

Hitfix is reporting that, even though it seems that WB didn't respond to the man's requests, the reality, according to their insiders, and corroborated by scientists at a prominent Washington think tank, is that WB did, indeed, allow Bazz to see the movie, but it was, reportedly, so bad it killed him. That piece was actually written by a copywriter at WB's PR firm, in an attempt to distance themselves from the incident and give them plausable deniability, what with the impending lawsuit from the victim's family and all.

In other news, multiple sources confirm that the pressure of filming caused Zack Snyder to have an on-set meltdown, and leaked audio, that Hitfix has exclusively obtained, features the director shouting "I love Hitler. Your mother's suck ****. I love Hitler, you whitebread mother****ers," as he bursts into tears.

There are also numerous reports that Jessie Eisenberg's performance is completely incoherent, according to our source, who agreed to reveal himself as Thomas Daily, a guy who we found in a Whirlpool washing machine box in that alley behind the Starbucks on Ventura, who, and I quote, said "it's on the level of Bobcat Goldthwait in those Police Academy movies. Jessie was in a dark place during those last few months of filming, and his cocaine addiction really hit production hard. He would regularly proper-propel-prop-what's that word? Proposition? Whatever, man. Can I have my twenty bucks, now? Fine. Proposition P.A.s to pick his drug dealer up from Santa Monica, so they could hotbox his trailer."

Lastly, it seems like a lack of professionalism nearly caused Henry Cavill to walk off set, as, Ben Affleck, still reeling from his divorce and drinking heavily, reportedly began a torrid affair with his Dawn of Justice co-star, Gal Gadot. "Yeah, it was totally gross," said Jerry Pilkins, a production assistant on-set, whose first script is "kind of in a weird place right now." "We'd be in the middle of a twelve-hour shoot, and they'd just start goin' at it. During filming, too, man. It's like 'those dudes on Guardians of the Galaxy didn't have to deal with this ****' and Henry's over there just like 'what the ****, man? You know?' It was pretty gross, but I guess Zack liked it enough that he's putting some of it in the director's cut, so, yeah, I don't know."

If there's one thing for certain, it's that this is, indeed, the worst film ever made.

 

[batfan08]

Where did u copy that from???

My brain.

 

[GasparZizou]

Really? I thought it was a copy/pasta for sure, that was just genius

I am turning it into a pasta!

 

[batfan08]

Really? I thought it was a copy/pasta for sure, that was just genius

I am turning it into a pasta!

I am honored, sir.

 

[crows]

I'm stealing that

Glorious copy pasta to be lol

 

[batfan08]

I'm stealing that

Glorious copy pasta to be lol

Again, honored.

 

[crows]

Really? I thought it was a copy/pasta for sure, that was just genius

I am turning it into a pasta!

Do it. We visit different sites so it would be funny

 

[GasparZizou]

I am honored, sir.

Do it. We visit different sites so it would be funny

I'm actually just waiting for someone to post the article about the guy on 4chan or something, so I can post the batfan pastarino.

 

[cmiller99]

Batfan, that is one of the funniest things I've seen on here in a long, long time.

Make lies that idiots believe. There is a real problem with people lying on this site. Lying in general on the internet really.

Sorry for not being up to date on your BvS hate.

 

[batfan08]

Batfan, that is one of the funniest things I've seen on here in a long, long time.

Sorry for not being up to date on your BvS hate.

Thanks for the rep, sir!

 

[olbertfrog]

Ive just read that Zack Snyder endorses the use of real fur and Child labor in the Diamond mines of Sierra leone.

 

[cmiller99]

Thanks for the rep, sir!

Ive just read that Zack Snyder endorses the use of real fur and Child labor in the Diamond mines of Sierra leone.

Noooooo.

And Doritos, too!

 

[crows]

I'm actually just waiting for someone to post the article about the guy on 4chan or something, so I can post the batfan pastarino.

U can erase the sick guy part and post the rest in any bvs thread to fit
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