Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[olbertfrog]

Noooooo.

And Doritos, too!

Doritos made out of cute puppies and human babies.
Also all the catering for the movie was provided by a company called Soylent Green inc...

 

[crows]

Doritos made out of cute puppies and human babies.
Also all the catering for the movie was provided by a company called Soylent Green inc...

Trying too hard

 

[olbertfrog]

Nothing is too hard for this poopfest en devenir.

Zack Snyder is pro nra... Wait...

 

[crows]

Try harder lol

 

[olbertfrog]

Guess its useless coz the articles to come Will do a far better work.

Wonder when the real reviews Will hit, would be Nice to have an idea of the final product.

 

[pturtle]

Batman V Superman: Robin Atkin Downes Confirms Doomsday Performance

Holy Crap!!! Kaz is voicing Doomsday?

 

[Baneofdemon22]

That's great! Doomsday wasn't much of a character in the comics, and I much preferred him in the bit we saw in the Justice League episodes because he talked. I think he was a clone to test the safety of the Krypton, but I'm not a fan of hulking characters. Kind of wish that was a surprise, but I'm now looking forward to Doomsday!

Glad the guy is getting more work!

 

[RIDDICK]

Batman V Superman: Robin Atkin Downes Confirms Doomsday Performance

Cheesiness intensifies...

 

[pturtle]

That's great! Doomsday wasn't much of a character in the comics, and I much preferred him in the bit we saw in the Justice League episodes because he talked. I think he was a clone to test the safety of the Krypton, but I'm not a fan of hulking characters. Kind of wish that was a surprise, but I'm now looking forward to Doomsday!

Glad the guy is getting more work!

I'm not too familiar with Doomsday, I just know he's stronger than Superman and kills him, but either way, I'm happy my guy Kaz is working in the big leagues now

Cheesiness intensifies...

Cmon Riddick, cheese belongs to David Hayter, Robin Atkin Downes is pretty talented and has tons of range, ill admit that vid you posted was pretty damn cheesy though


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[Khev]

Hitfix is reporting that, even though it seems that WB didn't respond to the man's requests, the reality, according to their insiders, and corroborated by scientists at a prominent Washington think tank, is that WB did, indeed, allow Bazz to see the movie, but it was, reportedly, so bad it killed him. That piece was actually written by a copywriter at WB's PR firm, in an attempt to distance themselves from the incident and give them plausible deniability, what with the impending lawsuit from the victim's family and all.

In other news, multiple sources confirm that the pressure of filming caused Zack Snyder to have an on-set meltdown, and leaked audio, that Hitfix has exclusively obtained, features the director shouting "I love Hitler. Your mothers suck ****. I love Hitler, you whitebread mother****ers," as he bursts into tears.

There are also numerous reports that Jessie Eisenberg's performance is completely incoherent, according to our source, who agreed to reveal himself as Thomas Daily, a guy who we found in a Whirlpool washing machine box in that alley behind the Starbucks on Ventura, who, and I quote, said "it's on the level of Bobcat Goldthwait in those Police Academy movies. Jessie was in a dark place during those last few months of filming, and his cocaine addiction really hit production hard. He would regularly proper-propel-prop-what's that word? Proposition? Whatever, man. Can I have my twenty bucks, now? Fine. Proposition P.A.s to pick his drug dealer up from Santa Monica, so they could hotbox his trailer."

Lastly, it seems like a lack of professionalism nearly caused Henry Cavill to walk off set, as, Ben Affleck, still reeling from his divorce and drinking heavily, reportedly began a torrid affair with his Dawn of Justice co-star, Gal Gadot. "Yeah, it was totally gross," said Jerry Pilkins, a production assistant on-set, whose first script is "kind of in a weird place right now." "We'd be in the middle of a twelve-hour shoot, and they'd just start goin' at it. During filming, too, man. It's like 'those dudes on Guardians of the Galaxy didn't have to deal with this ****' and Henry's over there just like 'what the ****, man?' You know? It was pretty gross, but I guess Zack liked it enough that he's putting some of it in the director's cut, so, yeah, I don't know."

If there's one thing for certain, it's that this is, indeed, the worst film ever made.

IrishJedi should pass this post on to Zack and record his reaction.

 

[GasparZizou]

Batman V Superman: Robin Atkin Downes Confirms Doomsday Performance

Holy Crap!!! Kaz is voicing Doomsday?

I just read that, that's pretty cool. Doomsday burger when?

 

[pturtle]

Those tapes are legendary.


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[IrishJedi]

Hitfix is reporting that, even though it seems that WB didn't respond to the man's requests, the reality, according to their insiders, and corroborated by scientists at a prominent Washington think tank, is that WB did, indeed, allow Bazz to see the movie, but it was, reportedly, so bad it killed him. That piece was actually written by a copywriter at WB's PR firm, in an attempt to distance themselves from the incident and give them plausible deniability, what with the impending lawsuit from the victim's family and all.

In other news, multiple sources confirm that the pressure of filming caused Zack Snyder to have an on-set meltdown, and leaked audio, that Hitfix has exclusively obtained, features the director shouting "I love Hitler. Your mothers suck ****. I love Hitler, you whitebread mother****ers," as he bursts into tears.

There are also numerous reports that Jessie Eisenberg's performance is completely incoherent, according to our source, who agreed to reveal himself as Thomas Daily, a guy who we found in a Whirlpool washing machine box in that alley behind the Starbucks on Ventura, who, and I quote, said "it's on the level of Bobcat Goldthwait in those Police Academy movies. Jessie was in a dark place during those last few months of filming, and his cocaine addiction really hit production hard. He would regularly proper-propel-prop-what's that word? Proposition? Whatever, man. Can I have my twenty bucks, now? Fine. Proposition P.A.s to pick his drug dealer up from Santa Monica, so they could hotbox his trailer."

Lastly, it seems like a lack of professionalism nearly caused Henry Cavill to walk off set, as, Ben Affleck, still reeling from his divorce and drinking heavily, reportedly began a torrid affair with his Dawn of Justice co-star, Gal Gadot. "Yeah, it was totally gross," said Jerry Pilkins, a production assistant on-set, whose first script is "kind of in a weird place right now." "We'd be in the middle of a twelve-hour shoot, and they'd just start goin' at it. During filming, too, man. It's like 'those dudes on Guardians of the Galaxy didn't have to deal with this ****' and Henry's over there just like 'what the ****, man?' You know? It was pretty gross, but I guess Zack liked it enough that he's putting some of it in the director's cut, so, yeah, I don't know."

If there's one thing for certain, it's that this is, indeed, the worst film ever made.

Wait... It forgot to mention that our favorite thing during off hours was running over puppies with the Batmobile and throwing prop Kryptonite at homeless people and telling them it's green meth.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Hitfix is reporting that, even though it seems that WB didn't respond to the man's requests, the reality, according to their insiders, and corroborated by scientists at a prominent Washington think tank, is that WB did, indeed, allow Bazz to see the movie, but it was, reportedly, so bad it killed him. That piece was actually written by a copywriter at WB's PR firm, in an attempt to distance themselves from the incident and give them plausible deniability, what with the impending lawsuit from the victim's family and all.

In other news, multiple sources confirm that the pressure of filming caused Zack Snyder to have an on-set meltdown, and leaked audio, that Hitfix has exclusively obtained, features the director shouting "I love Hitler. Your mothers suck ****. I love Hitler, you whitebread mother****ers," as he bursts into tears.

There are also numerous reports that Jessie Eisenberg's performance is completely incoherent, according to our source, who agreed to reveal himself as Thomas Daily, a guy who we found in a Whirlpool washing machine box in that alley behind the Starbucks on Ventura, who, and I quote, said "it's on the level of Bobcat Goldthwait in those Police Academy movies. Jessie was in a dark place during those last few months of filming, and his cocaine addiction really hit production hard. He would regularly proper-propel-prop-what's that word? Proposition? Whatever, man. Can I have my twenty bucks, now? Fine. Proposition P.A.s to pick his drug dealer up from Santa Monica, so they could hotbox his trailer."

Lastly, it seems like a lack of professionalism nearly caused Henry Cavill to walk off set, as, Ben Affleck, still reeling from his divorce and drinking heavily, reportedly began a torrid affair with his Dawn of Justice co-star, Gal Gadot. "Yeah, it was totally gross," said Jerry Pilkins, a production assistant on-set, whose first script is "kind of in a weird place right now." "We'd be in the middle of a twelve-hour shoot, and they'd just start goin' at it. During filming, too, man. It's like 'those dudes on Guardians of the Galaxy didn't have to deal with this ****' and Henry's over there just like 'what the ****, man?' You know? It was pretty gross, but I guess Zack liked it enough that he's putting some of it in the director's cut, so, yeah, I don't know."

If there's one thing for certain, it's that this is, indeed, the worst film ever made.

 

[RIDDICK]

Cmon, cheese belongs to David Hayter

MG franchise is cheesy in its core.
And don't get me wrong, if the cheese is good I'll eat it up!

Robin Atkin Downes is pretty talented and has tons of range

Absolutely. He's one the best voice actors in industry.
But the old school TF2 fan in me only hears crazy German doctor...

ill admit that vid you posted was pretty damn cheesy though. lol

 

[GasparZizou]

 

[RIDDICK]

I said IF IT'S GOOD, dammit!

 

[xipotec]

Except that he was like 300lbs, and looked like he hadn't bathed in a week. Remember thinking he looked a bit like Clown from Spawn without the makeup.

He also had a semi-normal looking woman with him that I assume was his wife. She just sat there in stunned silence.

I have yet to see anything in print , trailers or otherwise that show this to be an exciting movie....it looks like a hot mess with WAY to much CGI and low brow stuff for the typical audience.

As far as dying wish to see this film????? Really???? Man reach higher! Disneyworld will give you a week for free......

 

[rushmore223]

I have yet to see anything in print , trailers or otherwise that show this to be an exciting movie....it looks like a hot mess with WAY to much CGI and low brow stuff for the typical audience.

As far as dying wish to see this film????? Really???? Man reach higher! Disneyworld will give you a week for free......

I agree with you, I just can't really bring myself to see this, but I may, because my Wife mentioned to me that she wanted to see it, probably cause of Affleck.

As far as dying wish goes, what happens if it sucks, sad to end all things on such a letdown, better to leave it to your imagination and wish for something more fulfilling.

 

[jye4ever]

Have you ever thought about what you would do with all of your pricey collectibles and movie collection for when you die?

Would you leave it all behind for your kids?
Would you sell it all if you knew you only had a few months left?
Would you throw it all out?
Would you bury it all with you?
Would you donate it to the homeless?
Would you leave instructions for it all to be left as is?
Would you give it all away to relatives or friends?