Well, I watched them both.
Predictably mediocre, disappointing even in truth. Plastic, cheap sets, dumbed down lines, filled with cringy nonsense to the brim. It's nice to see Ewan as Obi-Wan again, but that's more or less it. I don't even have any fun critiques to make, as it's all so painfully by-the-numbers that it's too banal to poke at. Leia is bratty but in an annoying fashion. Reva is as awful as expected, nothing more than a Donut Steel OC whose arc we already know. What's worse is that the woman has all the talent of a cement block and the character doesn't work the way she's written. Studios may have forgotten the point of visual arts, but I sure haven't. A villain of this type, written in this way, needs to be menacing, insidious and a clear threat from every standpoint. I'm sorry, but a pouty 5'5" woman throwing temper tantrums and having two modes of expression simply isn't intimidating. I won't even mention how nonsensical it is for her to have that kind of info on Vader. But hey, she is the special OC, so of course she has that extra bit.
I could go on, but really, what's the point? The Picture Book Of Beta Fatt was at least fun in its awfulness. This is merely trite and predictable. Everything is low budget and the only ones trying are the usuals, like McGregor and Egerton. We could've had a simple 2-hour film with some identity following Ben on Tattooine, with a proper budget and story, but nooooo, drop some nonsense on the subscription service and call it a day. If the opening where the single Jedi slowly slides on the sand and the Inquisitors simply stay still and wait to practise their stilted choreography isn't the pinnacle of filmmaking, I don't know what is...
Whatever, I'll keep watching for Ewan and Hayden. Also because I'm weak and can't cut off myself from things I no longer enjoy due to a completionist mindset that I cannot get rid of... Eh, it is what it is. Hopefully we'll get a cool Vader dolly with a burned up Hayden HS from this. It's all I can ask for.