DEAR NASH

[The ill Jedi]

I stole that joke from Dave Chappelle. His version was about O.J. Simpson and how white people were appalled that he shook hands with him once.
White people: "How could you shake hands with that murderer?"
Chappelle: "That murderer rushed for 2000 yards in one season."

I know Chappelle well buddy, that was a great episode.

 

[The ill Jedi]

Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 in Hershey, PA.
And Wilt had sex with 20,000 women.
As far as we know, none were rapes.

...I think.

 

[Bannister]

I know Chappelle well buddy, that was a great episode.

It was in one of the episodes? I actually don't remember the joke from his show. I heard it in his standup when he came to SA a couple years ago.

 

[The ill Jedi]

It was in one of the episodes? I actually don't remember the joke from his show. I heard it in his standup when he came to SA a couple years ago.

Hmm, okay, I think I must have seen that on one of his stand up specials and confused it with this...

"Dave Chappelle: No, it's not unreasonable. We're talking about a justice system that had 500 people whose cases were overturned by DNA evidence. I seen a tape where five cops beat up a n***a and they said that they had a reasonable doubt. I got my doubts too! All right? How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap!"

 

[Bannister]

Hmm, okay, I think I must have seen that on one of his stand up specials and confused it with this...

"Dave Chappelle: No, it's not unreasonable. We're talking about a justice system that had 500 people whose cases were overturned by DNA evidence. I seen a tape where five cops beat up a n***a and they said that they had a reasonable doubt. I got my doubts too! All right? How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap!"

That ++++ was hilarious.
"Beretta did that ++++."

 

[Bannister]

https://www.videovat.com/videos/929/dave-chapelle-jury-duty.aspx

 

[The ill Jedi]

https://www.videovat.com/videos/929/dave-chapelle-jury-duty.aspx

"He made Thriller...Thriller"

 

[Bannister]

"He made Thriller...Thriller"

 

[IronFingaz]

why don't you go back to cheering for the Heat, you bandwagon jumper!! You were such a HUGE fan their championship season, now all of a sudden you're a die hard suns fan!?

Laker haters are funny, jealous of them 'cause they have a tradition/history of winning. Right Bodie!?!

Dude, we didnt even know each other when they won the championship. I wasnt even a member on this board I've been a Heat fan for along time. I don't support the Heat in the same way now since Shaq's gone. They're season was over before it even started, anyway. I'm a Shaq fan so where he goes, i go.

GO SUNS!!!

The Heat are still one of my favorite teams and i will keep supporting them and a few other teams (Hornets, Nuggets, Cavs, Warriors, Magic, Hawks and Blazers). And i was a Suns fan even before the Shaq trade.

And i'm not a Laker hater. I still like them. I'm a huge fan of the history of the Lakers (except the few years (03-04 to 05-06) where Kobe thought he could do it all and win championships). But i don't want them to win it all this year (or the next few years). That is what Shaq and the Suns will do

 

[The ill Jedi]

The Heat are still one of my favorite teams and i will keep supporting them and a few other teams (Hornets, Nuggets, Cavs, Warriors, Magic, Hawks and Blazers).

So, basically the entire NBA?

 

[IronFingaz]

So, basically the entire NBA?

Naw, just 1/3

 

[Nolocke]

why don't you go back to cheering for the Heat, you bandwagon jumper!! You were such a HUGE fan their championship season, now all of a sudden you're a die hard suns fan!?

Laker haters are funny, jealous of them 'cause they have a tradition/history of winning. Right Bodie!?!

Don't wanna interupt your Laker circle jerk, but looks like Derek is injured now too.

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

Don't wanna interupt your Laker circle jerk, but looks like Derek is injured now too.

Thats not great news, but he will still play. We still need his high arcing three's.. But our defense will suffer..

Good news about this is as usual our depth will come through w/ a young Jordan Farmar who on average played more minutes than Fish anyway..

*rejoins Laker circle jerk w/ Nolocke in the middle as a biscuit*

 

[Bannister]

Thats not great news, but he will still play. We still need his high arcing three's.. But our defense will suffer..

Good news about this is as usual our depth will come through w/ a young Jordan Farmar who on average played more minutes than Fish anyway..

*rejoins Laker circle jerk w/ Nolocke in the middle as a biscuit*

I hate Derek Fisher. I will give .4 seconds to figure out why.

 

[Ryanfromindiana]

Ummm...anyone watching Rockets/Spurs game....Mark Jackson and Van Gundy are about to get in a fist fight over MVP talk....they cut away from the game to the announcers table.

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

*pleasures self to Denver/Pho box score*

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

*pleasures self to Denver/Pho box score*

Woops they came back..

 

[nash]

*pleasures self to Denver/Pho box score*

Nash goes 8 of 12 from 3point land. freakin amazing :chew

 

[Bannister]

Nash goes 8 of 12 from 3point land. freakin amazing :chew

Phoenix scored 81 in the second half. ^^^^ing Denver.

 

[IronFingaz]

81-47 in the second half!!!!