*cracks knuckles* Ok here we go.
In Dune 1, we had a very interesting buffet laid out before us - but in Dune 2, we finally sit down and really begin to eat. I liked 1 a lot. 2 is where its at.
I have to say, Paul is becoming quite an unlikeable character. Its long been my opinion, before this movie ever existed that the Water of Life made him low-key crazy. He's beginning to believe his own bulls***. That's very human of him, but it means a whole lotta people are going to die.
Jessica: also a villain. She is! She looks great but she's not a good person.
As mentioned above, Zendaya and Chalamet have little if any real chemistry. This is a problem.
HOW COOL were those Harkonnen suspension packs the soldiers had?! Those things put Star Wars jetpacks in the shade, sorry Boba.
This wormriding is also way cool. I approve.
Lady Fenring: GET IT, GIRL. I'll just remark here that I feel all the women in this movie could use a tidge more makeup.
[Where the hell is Count Fenring? We don't even get to see him?! What the hell.]
Josh Brolin is RIPPED TO SHREDS. Respect.
Beast Rabban: put him in the gladiator ring, his unpredictability and volatility are useless anywhere else.
Feyd, lovely Feyd: OK I waited through most of two movies to see this guy, and he does NOT DISAPPOINT. Feyd is kicking ***. He smiles gently while he does it, and he doesn't bother taking names. Feyd is rompin' and stompin'. He is genuinely menacing and a threatening presence. Respect. What about these black teeth? You dont see that often.... It does not hurt that his armor - and that tattered cape, the cherry on top - is so excellently beautiful. InArt, get on this magnificent beast immmmmeeeeeed-jutly.
Geidi Prime is freaky. I love it so much. What a horrid place to live, my gods but they know how to celebrate your birthday. In general the fight scenes in this film are surpassed by none that I can think of.
Stilgar is low-key annoying and he is super gullible.
I love that blue cutting laser they have, I want one of those mounted on the roof of my car lol.
Cons: Killing off not one, but two good villains. This does happen in the books, but still disappointing.
NEXT: Bring on ghola Duncan Idaho, damn it.
edit: *chef's kiss* for this scene, we're opening with this and I'm just like YES. When do we get Star Wars like this?!