EXOTICLEX
Super Freak
Maybe he'll come with 6 rings, MVP trophies, His Game Jerseys (Bulls #23/#45, Wizards, Team USA, All-Star Games, Chicago White Sox), Hanes underwear, and a poster of Kwame Brown, which can easily run up to $300-$350.
Oh yeah, and a business suit.
He does need to come with an NBA championship trophy though.