Fantastic Four reboot

[GasparZizou]

Hey if it's good I'll be the first to admit it. I didn't realize MOLE_Man739 was going to be in the movie. Watching him team up on the messageboards with DOOM should be epic.

Sideshow freaks, the movie.

*Awesome bass outro sound.*

 

[Ondi]

Stooop!!

 

[Anzik]

Maybe its me but this Kate chick looks like she has no neck.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

They're CGI-ing out the necks of ladies now, it's the new body image trend

 

[cokebabies]

Hey if it's good I'll be the first to admit it. I didn't realize MOLE_Man739 was going to be in the movie. Watching him team up on the messageboards with DOOM should be epic.

Honestly, I'm kind of sick of yours and everyone else's sarcasm towards this movie.

Just wait for when xXxNam0r69xXx uses a combination of Fate X, AOHell, and HaVoK to room bust into the Fantastic Four Fans chat room and scroll macros of a toilet bowl. That scene will kick so much *** that all the cynics like you will be eating your words.

 

[Sachiel]

Maybe its me but this Kate chick looks like she has no neck.

It's invisible.

Spoiler

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

First Look At 'The Invisible Woman''s Costume, 'Mole Man', And More In FANTASTIC FOUR Stills

Well here's some new pics but they look more like a special ops unit rather than the fantastic four

For whatever reason, I can't access that link..

 

[EVILFACE]

F4

Watch this guy, fix his janky rusty bike.

 

[YoNoSe]

I guess they don't want to spoil the part where something happens.

 

[karamazov80]

Uh, actually, guy fixing his bike is the climax of the movie. He cuts himself, doesn't get a tetnus shot, and tragically dies. The end. Gritty and realistic.

 

[YoNoSe]

I was thinking it's more like - Ben pours his heart and soul into fixing that bike, only to be turned into a rock creature that can't ever ride it. But then he totally rides it! And crushes it. Then he tries to kill himself, but he can't because he's rocks.

 

[karamazov80]

I was thinking it's more like - Ben pours his heart and soul into fixing that bike, only to be turned into a rock creature that can't ever ride it. But then he totally rides it! And crushes it. Then he tries to kill himself, but he can't because he's rocks.

Then he finds true love in Alicia Masters, she accepts him for who he is, they frolic in a field of daisies and sunshine, and all is great in his life!

But then we pull away from a closeup of his face to see this was all a figment of his imagination, as he's locked in a mental institution, drooling in the corner of a padded cell, because his life as a rock monster was a nightmare that he couldn't cope with. The camera pans to a wrinkled newspaper on the floor with the headline "3 of the Fantastic Four die in a tragic car accident, on the day of the marriage of Sue Storm and Reed Richards. The Thing charged with involuntary manslaughter." The end.

 

[YoNoSe]

Then he finds true love in Alicia Masters, she accepts him for who he is, they frolic in a field of daisies and sunshine, and all is great in his life!

But then we pull away from a closeup of his face to see this was all a figment of his imagination, as he's locked in a mental institution, drooling in the corner of a padded cell, because his life as a rock monster was a nightmare that he couldn't cope with. The camera pans to a wrinkled newspaper on the floor with the headline "3 of the Fantastic Four die in a tragic car accident, on the day of the marriage of Sue Storm and Reed Richards. The Thing charged with involuntary manslaughter." The end.

I like that they let him keep the newspaper in his cell!

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Then Victor VanDammashev catalogues the whole thing in a damning blog article:

'Sex, Lies & Found Footage - The Truth Behind The Faux 4.'

 

[karamazov80]

How antisocial of him!

 

[YoNoSe]

 

[karamazov80]

Bah.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Now THAT'S a gif.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Bah.

"BAH! Where's MY 1/6th figure Hot Toys?!? WHERE!?!!"

 

[RIDDICK]

THIS is Dooom:

Ironman-shmyronman.