GI Joe 2: Retaliation

[Shropt]

Wonder if they'll ever release the version where Tatum dies? I will no longer see this film.

Way to go guys! WTF?!?!

 

[hunnipot85]

Ugh, this is the worst news ever.

 

[CelticPredator]

From what I read, everyone is like "OMG Why did they kill him off!? Stupid mistake".....when I thought that's what everyone wanted?

 

[thenammagazine]

From what I read, everyone is like "OMG Why did they kill him off!? Stupid mistake".....when I thought that's what everyone wanted?

They must've previewed this to a bunch of ____ing tweens.

 

[IrishJedi]

Told you it was about much more than just converting to 3D.

F this movie in the A. Couldn't care less now.

 

[Shropt]

They must've previewed this to a bunch of ____ing tween girls.

..............

 

[karamazov80]

If I play MadLibs with your post, it suddenly becomes pornographic with you wanting him to do dirty, dirty things to you.

LOL . . . .

 

[thenammagazine]

..............

If that's inclusive of today's effeminate EMO boys, then I'll go with that.

 

[ironwez20]

Jeeziz dude .

 

[Buttmunch]

Yeah, I wish we could see the original version. If they don't kill him off at begining and have him in the entire film now, it will be a totally different film at that point. IF they have to shove the Tatum version down our throats, I hope the Blu Ray at least has the real version on it.

This film went from 0 expectations (based on first film) to looking decent and now were in the zub zero expectations again

 

[Niltusk]

...and Tatum Channing becomes the Jar Jar of the GI Joe universe.

 

[thenammagazine]

Becomes?

 

[Nightwing]

Yeah, I wish we could see the original version. If they don't kill him off at begining and have him in the entire film now, it will be a totally different film at that point. IF they have to shove the Tatum version down our throats, I hope the Blu Ray at least has the real version on it.

This film went from 0 expectations (based on first film) to looking decent and now were in the zub zero expectations again

Reminds me of Venom being shoved into Spiderman 3, except this is happening WAY later in the filming process. The smell of dookie is beginning to flow from this film.

 

[saintsyn]

They should just get rid of everything else and release it as Swingin Ninja Mountain Fight and be done with it.

 

[teemu]

They should just get rid of everything else and release it as Swingin Ninja Mountain Fight and be done with it.

or reboot this thing, get a REAL Fan Director with some proper Costuming Direction from the Source (thats ARAH canon),proper Actor Casting, and someone who actually wants to make a good Film.....or just call it Enter the Ninja 4 (or something)

 

[IrishJedi]

Yeah, I wish we could see the original version. If they don't kill him off at begining and have him in the entire film now, it will be a totally different film at that point. IF they have to shove the Tatum version down our throats, I hope the Blu Ray at least has the real version on it.

This film went from 0 expectations (based on first film) to looking decent and now were in the zub zero expectations again

They might as well go full bore and bring Marlon Wayans back, too. I mean, if you're going to go out of your way and literally waste millions of dollars and 9 months to make your film another total steaming pile of ____ at least do it with gusto.

 

[Bardoon]

Retaliation was at least a step in the right direction. It looks one hundred times better than Rise of Cobra. And RoC wasn't that great...

At least there's characters "dying", the Joes actually look more militaristic than their ridiculous power ranger suits, Cobra Commander FINALLY looks like Cobra Commander, and even the ninja scenes look outrageously cooler.

I think considering that Hasbro probably thinks of their GI Joe franchise as their "number two" property behind Transformers, they probably don't want to F' it up a second time and feel they can have a better product with more time to refine it. Plus, it seems like they want to do enough to keep Channing Tatum in the role for any possible sequels. He's really been getting more spotlight as an actor, but boy...he was terrible in RoC.

It's going to be interesting to see what happens...

 

[karamazov80]

I bet there wasn't enough Flint in the original version. That's probably why it wasn't more successful.

 

[Moonloop]

I was looking through the SDCC 2012 exclusives earlier today and there were 3 or 4 'Gi Joe: Retaliation" exclusives. It's probably too late to change that being printed on the figures packaging, but I find it funny.

 

[SnakeDoctor]

I saw a bunch of Retaliation toys at TRU last weekend. Get 'em while they're hot. Hah.

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