GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[CelticPredator]

As long as theres, gun fights, car chases, hot chicks, explosions...im sold. Sometimes...I want to just sit back, and enjoy the ^^^^.

 

[Darkseed]

As long as theres, gun fights, car chases, hot chicks, explosions...im sold. Sometimes...I want to just sit back, and enjoy the ^^^^.

I agree but if the movie doesn't flow well or develop any kinda story even the biggest explosions or hottest chicks cannot save it aka. Striptease, Showgirls

 

[thenammagazine]

I agree but if the movie doesn't flow well or develop any kinda story even the biggest explosions or hottest chicks cannot save it aka. Striptease, Showgirls

And if it turns out like that, it'll be ranked on par with all those Terry Hogan TNT movies.

 

[Darkseed]

And if it turns out like that, it'll be ranked on par with all those Terry Hogan TNT movies.

Instant classics

 

[CelticPredator]

I like striptease....


Its not great...but its one of those flicks that you just....watch.

Also, reminds me of home.....Florida. But the good of Florida.

 

[thenammagazine]

I like striptease....


Its not great...but its one of those flicks that you just....watch.

Also, reminds me of home.....Florida. But the good of Florida.

Watching Striptease for the story is like going shopping for the escalators.

 

[Ra88]

Still no pics of Cobra Commander or fullon armored Destro I take it? Those actually have me the most curious about this ^^^^fest...

 

[thenammagazine]

Still no pics of Cobra Commander or fullon armored Destro I take it? Those actually have me the most curious about this ^^^^fest...

All I could find was this:

Sadly, although it's fake, I'm not expecting much better!

 

[Deeznutz6]

That may be a step up

 

[thenammagazine]

That may be a step up

OUCH!

 

[Darth Cruel]

I want to get that "leave Britney alone" video and dub in the name of this movie over Britney every time that girl says it.

 

[thenammagazine]

I want to get that "leave Britney alone" video and dub in the name of this movie over Britney every time that girl says it.

We're still talking about the G.I. Joe movie, right?

 

[DarthNeil]

I want to get that "leave Britney alone" video and dub in the name of this movie over Britney every time that girl says it.

It's a guy... somewhat.

 

[creature4000]

this thread makes Crix sad!

 

[Darth Cruel]

We're still talking about the G.I. Joe movie, right?

LOL - Yep

It's a guy... somewhat.

\LOL - Just checked again...oops.

 

[The Mike]

Here is a synopsis of the first trailer:

The trailer begins with some jets zooming by and dropping some bombs. Then we see Dennis Quaid as Hawk talking to members of a new elite fighting force he says has been put together to fight terrorism. We see a couple of terrorist attacks, some G.I. Joe guys dressed like Snake Eyes jumping out of a plane, and the Eiffel tower being toppled by what looks like some green ooze. Next we see some quick shots of a number of characters like Scarlett, Channing Tatum's Duke on a motorcycle, Sienna Miller as the Baroness sliding down a staircase railing, and a quick shot of Snake Eyes and Stormshadow fighting.

About the Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow fight...it looks about as bad as a fight from the "Double Dragon" movie from the early 90's. Finally we get another quick editing job of some action sequences that go by really too quick to make anything out, and then finally there is this really lame sequence featuring some horrible CG work, as a couple of rockets are launched at some Joes dressed again to look like Snake Eyes. They do this dive / twirl through mid air where they some how avoid the rockets as they swirl by. The "G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra" title appears on screen followed by "Summer 2009."

In all the trailer was about a minute long. I was told they are testing the trailer for debut as a possible Super Bowl commercial. There was no footage of Destro, Zartan, or Cobra Commander. More than likely because they look so bad, based on the above described footage. From the trailer, it looks like this is going to be a horrible movie.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember a whole bunch of guys dressed like Snake Eyes....

 

[King Darkness]

Is this piece of ^^^^ still coming out?

I had hoped the studio thought better of it and flushed it.

 

[Sachiel]

I think he's talking about the JOE suits.

 

[Deeznutz6]

I cant wait til this tanks miserably

 

[IrishJedi]

The most astounding thing is... it actually takes effort to screw up G.I. JOE this bad. It seems like they're going out of their way to make a ^^^^ty movie.

Oops. I forgot. Stephen Sommers. Nevermind.