GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[Khev]

This one image, separate from any other context surrounding this "movie", is truly badass, IMO. If only it were indicative of how the rest of the production would be.

 

[Darth Cruel]

This one image, separate from any other context surrounding this "movie", is truly badass, IMO. If only it were indicative of how the rest of the production would be.

This poster makes Snake Eyes look a lot better than that early shot of Ray Park in costume did.

 

[kl241]

This one image, separate from any other context surrounding this "movie", is truly badass, IMO. If only it were indicative of how the rest of the production would be.

Judging from the oversized visor they were obviously "inspired" by Sideshow's 1:6 design.

 

[Ra88]

Good Lord! He probably made sure all the actors thumbs were on backwards too! Why wasn't Larry Hama consulted??

He was, though I doubt they listened...

 

[Mad Old Lu]

Storm Shadow:

 

[IrishJedi]

Gawd, what a train wreck.

 

[pixletwin]

Why are they all wearing Batman suits? Is Wayne Enterprises a major sponsor of GIJOE or something?

 

[IrishJedi]

It's because the Costume Designer is a complete tool, like everyone else involved with this blight on entertainment.

 

[BuddyGus]

I never remember a movie actually making me angry. This one however really has me Thank god they haven't done Gung Ho (my childhood hero) or Shipwreck. And the casting Duke looks like a real doucher. Who would follow that guy anywhere other than the banana republic store in the mall. As a kid I remember watching GI Joe and thinking that they really were heroes and that America was great because our military gave someone the idea for the characters. Now look at this joke. Good thing my kid even think it looks stupid.

 

[Darthrazz]

Thank god they haven't done Gung Ho (my childhood hero) or Shipwreck. .

Dude. I heard that Brendan Frasier has a cameo as.......Gung Ho! Don't kill the messenger!!!

 

[BuddyGus]

Are you Effing kidding me. This just gets worse all the time.

 

[Darthrazz]

Are you Effing kidding me. This just gets worse all the time.

I read it somewhere, if I can find it I'll post the article. Yeah, this train wreck keeps getting worse.

 

[Shropt]

Dude. I heard that Brendan Frasier has a cameo as.......Gung Ho! Don't kill the messenger!!!

Actually its worse. Brenda Frasier supposedly has a cameo as the great great great grandson of his character from The Mummy.

 

[Darthrazz]

Thank god they haven't done Gung Ho (my childhood hero) or Shipwreck. .

Oh man, it keeps getting worse for you BuddyGus!! It seems that your childhood heroes are ruined!!!!

https://www.firstshowing.net/2008/04/03/gi-joe-updates-brendan-fraser-and-dwayne-johnson-cameos/

 

[Mad Old Lu]

I also remember when the Matrix came out and everyone started copying the all black leather look for superheroes. X-Men, Daredevil (well, red leather), Underworld...

Now it looks like Batman is the costume of the day!

Come to think of it, Batman in '89 also "inspired" costumes for Captain America, Flash, with the fake muscles and poofy suits.

 

[BuddyGus]

If only I could get my hands on the people responsible for this. :emperor

 

[EVILFACE]

Storm Shadow:

Leather trench coats are heavy, why would a "ninja" wear one?

 

[IrishJedi]

Leather trench coats are heavy, why would a "ninja" wear one?

Because it looks "cool".

 

[SOLIDSNAKE]

the trailer better blow us away.


the only cool thing so far is SNAKE EYES.

 

[EVILFACE]

And since Snake Eyes looks like some rubber suited yoyo from Ultraman, that isn't a good thing.