Dammit people! Don't you realize that this is Marlon Wayans breakout role? Mark my words, Wayans + GI Joe = Oscar. You heard it here first.
The trailer looked pretty cool, but no Cobra Commander. Is he even in this damn movie?
Yeah, I'm not to sure what hamma was thinking with her last name. Food for thought, not only was Snake eyes cobra commanders "brother" in all but blood before he became cobra commander, Baroness also blamed Snake eyes for killing her father and brother. she was wrong, she simply found him holding a gun over the bodies, after dispatching their attackers. It was the whole reason for her joining Cobra.
Snake Eyes and Cobra Commander were never "brothers".
Cobra Commander's brother and Snake-Eyes' family (parents and sister) were killed in the same car accident. This was pre-GI Joe/pre-Cobra for the both.
CC (still before Cobra) would later try to get Firefly...and later Zartan to kill Snake Eyes (bitterness over the accident that killed his brother).
Devil's Due updated it a little further:
Devil's Due Publishing also introduced new elements into Snake-Eyes' past during their Snake-Eyes Declassified mini-series. These changes show more of the motivation of Cobra Commander's attempt to kill Snake-Eyes while training to become a ninja. Snake-Eyes was revealed to have had a prior encounter with Cobra Commander (prior to him becoming Cobra Commander). Cobra Commander befriended Snake-Eyes and sought to recruit him into a plot to murder a judge. The judge in question had wrongfully convicted Cobra Commander's older brother of arson and insurance fraud, resulting in the ruin of his brother's life and causing him to spiral downward into alcoholism and ultimately the drunken car accident that claimed both his life and the lives of Snake-Eyes' parents and twin sister. Snake-Eyes agreed to go along with Cobra Commander, but at the last minute refused to go along with the plan. Cobra Commander would kill the judge and swear revenge against Snake-Eyes, resulting in him hiring Firefly (who in turn subcontracted Zartan behind Cobra Commander's back to pull off the hit) to kill Snake-Eyes while he was training in the Arashikage Clan.
They've stated in Devil's Due GI Joe that "DeCobray" is very well a possible alias.
Looks good, not great but good enough. I don't get why everyone is crucifying this movie based on pics and a 15 second teaser. What would make you guys happy? what would make this movie "serious" for you guys? Magic weather altering machines? Have Stormshadow find Excalibur to defeat the Joes? Have Cobra try to recreate dinosaurs in order to rule the world?
Look this movie isn't meant to be a "saving private Ryan" or a "band of brothers" it's a popcorn movie based on TOYS. Quit your whining and go back and play with your 3/4 Joes on your living room carpet.
Those'd be massive. What blow up dolls did you play with as a kid?
You know what I meant hahahahah
Not asking for Citizen Kane, just a movie that respects 25 years of established characterization.
Trailer looks kind of cool - love Eccleston and Quaid. Looks no worse than Transformers anyway.
Trailer looks kind of cool - love Eccleston and Quaid. Looks no worse than Transformers anyway.
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