Shut the **** up toxic cisgendered mayo shitlord ****. You've had these things for decades and decades. Now it's time for the people who called you a retarded nerd to enjoy them, you gatekeeping sexist.
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Yes it's real in case you thought I was merely b8ing.
Kidding aside, it's just marketing and trends. They're taking the old straight white male fanbase for granted and are trying to attract new demos (which don't actually give a ****). But hey, as long as we're still acting like battered housewives and keep buying the dollies and the games and the everything, they'll keep doing it so... Everything's in the gutter pop culture wise. Just stop caring. If a dolly catches your fancy, get it. Everything else, as in "new iterations", are not even on my radar.
PS: Gatekeeping is good, anyone who disagrees was never a proper fan of any property.