How do you react when you get a boner in public?

[The Ween]

Left hand in my left pocket

 

[Darth Cruel]

I always keep the 45 pound plates from my weights with me in case that happens. If it does, I just slip them on and disguise it as my weight stand.

 

[Kabukiman]

 

[slipknotpredator]

 

[the dude person]

I usually just think of my friend's gay friend... Drew... *shudders*... Thank God he moved to California a while back.


Either that or I just hide it by putting my d1ck in a box...

 

[BuddyGus]

I smack it up, flip it, and rub it down.....

 

[the Doctor]

 

[Devil_666]

I smack it up, flip it, and rub it down.....

Oh Noooooooooooooooooooo...

 

[Voorhees27]

This thread still exists?

 

[Devil_666]

Yes, and it actually gives me a boner.

 

[daikkenaurora]

I'm sure Jinxx just stares at her boner.

 

[DiFabio]

I thought Jinxx was a she?

 

[Elder_Predator2]

Nothing, cause I'm Asian.

Spoiler

Sorry if that offended any Asians here, I honestly am Asian though so that kills some of the offensiveness, no?

 

[devilof76]

I thought Jinxx was a she?

You thought right.

 

[Devil_666]

Nothing, cause I'm Asian.

 

[DiFabio]

You thought right.

Whew, thank goodness. I was a little worried there.

Those PM exchanges I had with her would have been PRETTY awkward if she wasn't a she.

 

[devilof76]

Well...she isn't that much of a she.

So, yeah, pretty awkward.

 

[Devil_666]

Well...she isn't that much of a she.

She-Male!?

 

[Kabukiman]

When I get a boner in public, I think of the Hot Toys Indiana Jones. The thought of $250 for that ____ty ass sculpt gets the little guy soft and floppy in no time.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Nothing, cause I'm Asian.

Whew, thank goodness. I was a little worried there.

Those PM exchanges I had with her would have been PRETTY awkward if she wasn't a she.

Don't lie...you'd still be turned on.