I'm a person and my name is Anakin!

[The Ween]

Some tool on an indiana jones board got all pissed off when people started giving him a hard time that he named his son 'harrison', or 'ford' , i forget which.
What kinda ******* would be so touchy about that, it was his stupid decision, people can and will be critical of it...

Harrison is an old name and I don't see the big deal with that. Ford, well, it's better than Edsel!

 

[The Ween]

My first born is going to have something original. Like any of the following:

Robocop

T-800

Ed-209

Optimus Prime

Megatron

Douche

Frankenstein

or just maybe Superman.

What about Douche Jr. ?

 

[The Ween]

Go with Douche, like father like son.



J/K
I kid, I kid!

Beat me to it!!!

 

[Batty]

I like what Penn Jillette named his kids: Moxie CrimeFighter and Zolten.

 

[The Ween]

The best one is Jason Lee's son Pilot Inspektor

 

[Batty]

That is a good one.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I think it would be cool to use the term "Darth" in front of a name ..... I dont think ive seen this formula used anywhere before ....

Seems to me, I once heard that there is or was a person whose first name was Darth working for SSC. Has anyone else heard that?

 

[LOPIE]

True story, my wife is a fist grade school teacher in Fl. Where the school is located, it’s very rural and many of the parents can't even read. But one of the parents named their kids Vagina, because it sounds pretty, had no idea what it means. Her little twine brothers are called Orangejello pronounced Or-on-jalo and Lemonjello pronounced Lem-on-jalo. I had the pleasure of meeting this person and well picture in your head 5’2” 300 plus pound women with a mullet, wearing a dirty wife beater, and some Daisy Dukes. I mean you CAN’T make this stuff up.

 

[The Entity]

True story, my wife is a fist grade school teacher in Fl. Where the school is located, it’s very rural and many of the parents can't even read. But one of the parents named their kids Vagina, because it sounds pretty, had no idea what it means. Her little twine brothers are called Orangejello pronounced Or-on-jalo and Lemonjello pronounced Lem-on-jalo. I had the pleasure of meeting this person and well picture in your head 5’2” 300 plus pound women with a mullet, wearing a dirty wife beater, and some Daisy Dukes. I mean you CAN’T make this stuff up.

Holy (....), imagine that oldest child sitting in biology class and all of a sudden she, and the rest of the class, gets explained what her name means...

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

Im a person and my name is rafaela..

 

[BadMoon]

Im a person and my name is rafaela..

I think you mean Bob.

 

[The Ween]

True story, my wife is a fist grade school teacher in Fl. Where the school is located, it’s very rural and many of the parents can't even read. But one of the parents named their kids Vagina, because it sounds pretty, had no idea what it means. Her little twine brothers are called Orangejello pronounced Or-on-jalo and Lemonjello pronounced Lem-on-jalo. I had the pleasure of meeting this person and well picture in your head 5’2” 300 plus pound women with a mullet, wearing a dirty wife beater, and some Daisy Dukes. I mean you CAN’T make this stuff up.

Obviously she didn't name them after her favorite foods or they would be named Bacon Grease and Lard Bucket!

 

[LOPIE]

Obviously she didn't name them after her favorite foods or they would be named Bacon Grease and Lard Bucket!

 

[MadCow]

My first born is going to have something original. Like any of the following:

Robocop

I actually told my wife that if we had a son, I wanted to name him Murphy...

The way at I look at it, a name is just a name. Anakin is hardly the worst thing you could name your child. Hell, my name is Titus. Now THAT name sucks...

 

[BadMoon]

I actually told my wife that if we had a son, I wanted to name him Murphy...

The way at I look at it, a name is just a name. Anakin is hardly the worst thing you could name your child. Hell, my name is Titus. Now THAT name sucks...

Murphy is a last name though. Titus isn't a bad name if it's TI TUS. If it sounds like TEE TUS then yes that must suck hard.

 

[uscmhicks]

I've always said if I had a kid I would name him Leon... its old fashioned now though isn't it.


And a girl Matilda ...

there not that bad are they ?.



Better than Jabba , thats for sure.

 

[HugeBadWolf]

My two boys are Connor (Macleod) and Matt (Murdock)
Subtle, eh?

 

[Anzik]

Someone my sister in law knows named her daughter Jasmine, but spelled it Jazzmen. Maybe she's just a music fan.