It's been 22 years since JP (14 since JP3), but we the viewers are told that we are already bored of dinosaurs in the first 30 minutes of JW!!! Another WTF moment in JW!!
For the viewer the park has been closed for 14 years. Sure they are other low budget Dinosaur movies but this is the JP franchise label. Don't tell me after waiting 14 years we are bored. I was ****ing excited to watch dinosaurs.
Add Ween to the J-tard group it's very exclusive. Jye and khev are the founding members.
And for anyone who appreciates AoU, FR, JW, *and* BOTFA I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
BOTFA?
BOTFA?
Brothers of the Fantastic Alliance.
Mediocre...
These days people get bored with things very quickly. I can see it in the threads on this forum even.
And for anyone who appreciates AoU, FR, JW, *and* BOTFA I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Getting bored from tiring, repetitive Hollywood sequels and reboots is one thing. Sure.
Getting bored from going to a luxurious attraction park that houses living, breathing dinosaurs and has only been around for 10 years? No way. I've travelled to places like Rome and Paris to fricking Disney World and Universal Studios and it never gets old no matter how many times I've gone. Exotic animals from 65 million years ago ON the coast of Costa Rica would never get old. The expensive price of admission alone (something Hammond and the lawyer discuss in the first film) would make going there an exclusive, rare moment anyway.
Exotic animals from 65 million years ago ON the coast of Costa Rica would never get old.
The "getting bored of dinos" thing is a metaphor guys.
1 day on social media and you see how quickly peoples attention shifts from one thing to another.
Besides. You can't tell me after the first time watching JP3 you were bored of dinosaurs ....or maybe it was just never wanting to see Tea Leoni ever again...that may have been it...
Yeah, I understood it was a metaphor. Hell, the hipster computer guy with the "OG" Jurassic Park shirt was a blatant, meta reference to pretty much everything. I just didn't buy it when the movie wants the audience to believe that people would be bored with these animals and would always need some kind of crazy scheme (making hundreds of deadly carnivores or making their own, huge, killer Dino without any safe guard measures or protocols) to make them keep coming back. It just seemed silly.
Even the simplicity of the original Jurassic Park where you hop into a jeep and travel on a linear path, past every species paddock wouldn't get old. ****ing Jurassic World was huge, had life size, holographic monitors AND gyrospheres that let you travel with herds of dinosaurs! C'mon now.
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