Kids Say the Darndest Things

[toylion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Xld2aObHM&feature=related

I just learned that Eve's punishment for eating of the 'apple' was that God made her into a housewife.

 

[Centurion]

I just learned that Eve's punishment for eating of the 'apple' was that God made her into a housewife.

That was pretty awesome!

 

[AllisonAmy]

I just learned that Eve's punishment for eating of the 'apple' was that God made her into a housewife.

 

[AllisonAmy]

My youngest can't find her sunglasses because they are in another dimension.

I hate it when that happens.

 

[toylion]

My three year old granddaughter watches foreign movies with me on Netflex. I put on Rango and The Dolphin for her and she loses interest in five minutes. I put on a French or Spanish movie and she watch with me till it ends. And she can't read the subtitles either. We watched the French movie Ricky and I asked her if she wanted wings like the baby. She started crying, "No, I don't want no wings." I calmed her down and told her, "OK, she did have to have any wings." But she sure loves watching that baby fly.

 

[civiclx]

I don't think I'll ever know; she said it wasn't scotch tape...

The haircut:

It could have been so much worse.



The triceratops pinata:

We didn't yell "surprise". It wouldn't have worked out and I don't think she missed it.

No cracked nuts I hope...or do I? It would make for a funny video...especially if someone yelled "surprise" right before it happened

 

[AllisonAmy]

My youngest can't swing so high on the swing set because her brain is too heavy.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

My nephew call his big toe his foot thumb

 

[UltraMarknus]

I'm not sure why it cracks me up but recently my soon to be 2 year old has begun thanking me for cleaning his nose. I always get a chuckle out of him running off saying "thanks dada".

 

[UltraMarknus]

Also, when he does hos business in his diaper, he'll grab his junk and say "kah kah". He tries so hard to get all the way back through his legs but he just can't reach lol.

 

[Lejuan]

My nephew call his big toe his foot thumb

Sri Lankans (Sinhalese) call their toes 'leg fingers'

 

[devilof76]

Toes is much more economical.

 

[Lejuan]

it's like they got to the toes and ran out of imagination. "Aggh fuggit, we'll call 'em leg fingers"

 

[devilof76]

At least the legs got their own name. Could have ended up as ass arms or something.

 

[AllisonAmy]

"This paintbrush isn't willing to compete with me."

(cooperate)

 

[civiclx]

"This paintbrush isn't willing to compete with me."

(cooperate)

you should have said, "that's because the paintbrush knows you'll whip it's
%$Q#^Q^ ass!"

 

[AllisonAmy]

you should have said, "that's because the paintbrush knows you'll whip it's
%$Q#^Q^ ass!"

She put together two revolving earring display racks that were shipped to me, today. I had the babysitter record it on video because I was at work. I got one not long ago and showed her how to do it. She didn't need any help with these.

 

[Darthrazz]

My wife and I were showing my daughter flash cards of real simple words to my daughter Sofia , just as she was learning to read. One card was the word and picture of a SOFA, she looked at it and said " I know this!" "S-O-F-A, it's my name, COUCH! " My wife and I started laughing hysterically!

 

[AllisonAmy]

I love "adoping" because then it means you get to have a mom.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I love "adoping" because then it means you get to have a mom.

LOL!


My daughter gave me a yellow, rubber bracelet with her name on it, but she told me that I have to take it off at night so it doesn't work it's way from my wrist to my neck and strangle me in my sleep.