Kids Say the Darndest Things

[AllisonAmy]

My youngest didn't like getting in trouble from the babysitter for sucking her thumb, "Sarah broke my heart and it cracked in half."


Yep, the kid wins games of solitaire on the iPad but still sucks her thumb.

 

[AllisonAmy]

"My tummy felt as sick as a bullseye."

 

[devilof76]

What?

 

[Darth Cruel]

LOL...where did THAT come from?

 

[toylion]

Told my 3 year old granddaughter she was getting fat because she eat too many snacks. She gave me this sideways serious look and said, "Just like Mommy." I started busting up. Told my daughter. Later my granddaughter said that she was just kidding.

 

[cplhicks]

3 year old was asked by somebody else how old they though their friend was.

The answer: "close to death"

 

[AllisonAmy]

What?

LOL...where did THAT come from?

Sometimes they have something very specific to say and don't know which word to use, so they just pick something random that sounds right to them. I did ask her today what she meant by that and she said it felt like an arrow was stabbing her.

 

[devilof76]

Which makes perfect sense.

 

[AllisonAmy]

It usually just takes me a while to figure it out.

 

[devilof76]

I love listening to little kids improvise language.

 

[AllisonAmy]

It can be hilarious. Some people appreciate it more than others.

 

[toylion]

It can be hilarious. Some people appreciate it more than others.

It never ceases to amaze me what will come out of their mouth next.

 

[AllisonAmy]

I know. There is so much more that I could post in this thread...

 

[Darth Cruel]

Sometimes they have something very specific to say and don't know which word to use, so they just pick something random that sounds right to them. I did ask her today what she meant by that and she said it felt like an arrow was stabbing her.

Which makes perfect sense.

My sentiments exactly. I do pass on posting a lot of the little ones my kids come up with as well. There are so many. Someone should write a book on it. I would read it.

 

[AllisonAmy]

The kids were talking about the smoke monster from Lost and how it was a made up story. I agreed and said the people are all actors.

My youngest: What's Jack's real name?

Me: Matthew Fox.

My youngest: Matthew Fox! I have got to tell that to my class on sharing day!



I was almost crying on that one. My sides hurt.

 

[Darth Cruel]

The kids were talking about the smoke monster from Lost and how it was a made up story. I agreed and said the people are all actors.

My youngest: What's Jack's real name?

Me: Matthew Fox.

My youngest: Matthew Fox! I have got to tell that to my class on sharing day!



I was almost crying on that one. My sides hurt.

LOL...Good stuff.

About 6 months ago I shaved my head. My hair has grown back since then, but when I was visiting my kids this weekend, I mused that I might do it again. My daughter told me "Don't dad. Your hair has been through enough."

 

[AllisonAmy]

 

[Centurion]

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[Darth Cruel]

I was laughing my ass off tonight. I had tears rolling down my face. My 7-year-old daughter and I have been playing this game where we say "I hate you"...but it means "I Love You".

Tonight...she was mad as Hell at me and was going back and forth between "I Love You" and "I Hate You" because she was not sure how I was taking it.

 

[devilof76]

You have found the magic formula for rendering the female dark side powerless.